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Reply #30 - 08/12/13 at 19:39:43

An old guy was shopping the other day, pushing his cart around, when he collided with a young guy also pushing his cart. He said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The younger man says, "That's OK. What a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy adds, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she's 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, green eyes, long legs, buxom figure, and she's wearing tight white shorts and a halter top. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy replies, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."

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old_rider Serious Thumper Offline Backyard Bill Productions Posts: 3147 flordia panhandle Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #31 - 08/12/13 at 19:51:37 Happened to me last week!
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Jerry Eichenberger Serious Thumper Offline 2006 S40. OEM windshield, saddle bags, Sportster Posts: 2919 Columbus, Ohio Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #32 - 08/13/13 at 07:40:55 Remember the great philosophical question about if a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there to hear it, does it still make a noise? Well, that one is over rated. The real question is if a man speaks in forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
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RatdogWillie Serious Thumper Offline Nostalgia isn't what it used to be... Posts: 854 Johnstown, PA. Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #33 - 08/13/13 at 11:54:37 Two of my favorite TV moments: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvn-tBeLpCk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9DwRcioFWM
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Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!)
Reply #34 - 08/13/13 at 16:29:23

Jerry Eichenberger wrote on 08/13/13 at 07:40:55:

Remember the great philosophical question about if a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there to hear it, does it still make a noise?
Well, that one is over rated.
The real question is if a man speaks in forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Hey! Jerry's back! Cheesy

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red12049 YaBB Newbies Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 13	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #35 - 08/13/13 at 17:21:48 My all time favorite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3mgmEdfwg Rick
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RatdogWillie Serious Thumper Offline Nostalgia isn't what it used to be... Posts: 854 Johnstown, PA. Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #36 - 08/13/13 at 19:11:04 red12049 wrote on 08/13/13 at 17:21:48: My all time favorite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3mgmEdfwg Rick Excellent! I remember this scene well. It's a classic and unforgettable. I think about it every Thanksgiving.
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #37 - 08/13/13 at 20:46:26 That is truly one of if not the best few minutes of TV Ive seen. Thanks for posting that.
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RatdogWillie Serious Thumper Offline Nostalgia isn't what it used to be... Posts: 854 Johnstown, PA. Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #38 - 08/14/13 at 08:52:35 Is this a blonde joke? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DM6x1iK-XY8
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #39 - 08/14/13 at 11:39:53 No, thats a woman who hasnt yet told her former boyfriend theyre thru. Im sure he will understand as soon as he sees it comin up the road,, Man,, thats gonna SMOKE & Stank & be a real fine mess..
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RatdogWillie Serious Thumper Offline Nostalgia isn't what it used to be... Posts: 854 Johnstown, PA. Gender:	A real Travelin' Band Reply #40 - 08/14/13 at 13:25:21 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Pg2XMjwRa_k
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Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!)
Reply #41 - 08/14/13 at 13:38:37

RatdogWillie wrote on 08/14/13 at 08:52:35:

Is this a blonde joke?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DM6x1iK-XY8

Years ago my wife thought she would do me a favor and change the oil in the Land Cruiser. She did everything properly, except she filled the oil right up to the top of the valve cover. Good thing I decided to check the oil level- when I pulled the dipstick out oil started bubbling out of the tube.
I drained all the oil out, let it sit overnight, put the proper amount in, and took it for a drive on the back roads 'till it quit smoking.
That is something we don't talk about at all. Grin

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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #42 - 08/14/13 at 16:44:43 Man,, THATS Funny! Sad,, but funny,,
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Reply #43 - 08/16/13 at 06:20:21

Funny stuff.... keep the laughs rolling....

A man came into his bedroom and found his wife standing naked in front of the mirror. She said "I feel horrible, I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

He said "your eyesight is d@mn-near perfect!"

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I rear-ended a car this morning.... the start of a really bad day. The driver got out of the car and he was a dwarf!. He looked up at me and said "I'm not happy!".... so I said "well, which one are you?"

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RatdogWillie Serious Thumper Offline Nostalgia isn't what it used to be... Posts: 854 Johnstown, PA. Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #44 - 08/16/13 at 06:27:51 "Homicide victims rarely talk to police" and other horrible headlines http://www.freakonomics.com/2012/12/05/homicide-victims-rarely-talk-to-police...
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