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Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!)
Reply #465 - 01/16/15 at 09:38:18

MnSpring wrote on 01/16/15 at 09:30:08:

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“I’m a toilet paper salesman,
So I’m still a hole behind you!"

That's why I am convinced a City Engineer designed a woman.
Put the Dump right next to the Playground.

Hey.....I am a City Engineer!

You think the Recreational Area is too close to the Sewage Facility?

Let me do a bit of research on this............and I'll get back to you Wink

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stewmills Serious Thumper Offline Imagination is more important than knowledge Posts: 2630 Auburn, AL Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #466 - 01/16/15 at 12:48:27 Depends on who you ask. For some they are all playgrounds.
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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Online Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28788 L.A. California Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #467 - 01/16/15 at 12:55:27 remember your waders
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stewmills Serious Thumper Offline Imagination is more important than knowledge Posts: 2630 Auburn, AL Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #468 - 01/16/15 at 13:01:11 verslagen1 wrote on 01/16/15 at 12:55:27: remember your waders Wader?
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Dave YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 17835 Camp Springs, Kentucky Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #469 - 01/16/15 at 13:16:10 verslagen1 wrote on 01/16/15 at 12:55:27: remember your waders That's it! I am cancelling my research!
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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Online Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28788 L.A. California Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #470 - 01/16/15 at 13:29:54 stewmills wrote on 01/16/15 at 13:01:11: verslagen1 wrote on 01/16/15 at 12:55:27: remember your waders Wader? For some... one is not enough.
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Reply #471 - 01/16/15 at 15:27:24

The above few posts remind me of a, ”TRUE” event!

A few years ago I was in Huntsville TX. At a Field Trial.
It was Raining out.
I Forgot, my rubbers, (or Goulashes as others would say)
That evening I went into a mart-mart, to the shoe department,
and asked: “Where are your Tingley Rubbers”.

The young lady their, blushed, and said:
“Sir, I think you are looking for the Pharmacy Department”.

Took me a couple of seconds, then asked, ‘where are your, Goulashes’.

Apparently that store was unfamiliar with:
“ Tingley Rubber Products ‘. Grin

http://www.tingleyrubber.com/

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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Online Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28788 L.A. California Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #472 - 01/16/15 at 15:47:01 MnSpring wrote on 01/16/15 at 15:27:24: Took me a couple of seconds, then asked, ‘where are your, Goulashes’. Did she send you over to the pasta aisle?
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MnSpring Serious Thumper Offline Younger than most people my age. Posts: 9011 Minn Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #473 - 01/16/15 at 17:20:58 A-yep, Ya Know, dat could be, right. But she did, lead me to the, Rubber Water proof, over boot selection.
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Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!)
Reply #474 - 01/17/15 at 04:25:01

[quote author=4F5C4B4A55585E5C5708390 link=1374889488/465#472 date=1421452021]MnSpring wrote on 01/16/15 at 15:27:24:

Took me a couple of seconds, then asked, ‘where are your, Goulashes’. Grin

And you can no longer refer to those little rubber sandals as "thongs".

Never, ever say: "Yesterday I borrowed my wife's thongs for a walk out to the mailbox"!

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Paladin. Serious Thumper Offline Hamster Posts: 4929 Sunny Southern California Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #475 - 01/17/15 at 10:13:36 Dave wrote on 01/17/15 at 04:25:01: And you can no longer refer to those little rubber sandals as "thongs". Never, ever say: "Yesterday I borrowed my wife's thongs for a walk out to the mailbox"! When I was a moderator at dslreports, I told people that they do not want me to remove my thong:
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jcstokes Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com is very useful Posts: 2119 Mauku New Zealand Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #476 - 01/17/15 at 10:28:51 Believe it or not, rubber sandals are actually called Jandals.
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Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!)
Reply #477 - 01/18/15 at 07:45:59

Paladin. wrote on 01/17/15 at 10:13:36:

Dave wrote on 01/17/15 at 04:25:01:

And you can no longer refer to those little rubber sandals as "thongs".

Never, ever say: "Yesterday I borrowed my wife's thongs for a walk out to the mailbox"!

When I was a moderator at dslreports, I told people that they do not want me to remove my thong:

http://www.andruschak.net/mike/HammerThong.jpg

I never, evr in my life thought I'd say this to another guy, but I like your thong Grin

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MnSpring Serious Thumper Offline Younger than most people my age. Posts: 9011 Minn Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #478 - 01/18/15 at 15:57:07 Quote: Never, ever say: "Yesterday I borrowed my wife's thongs for a walk out to the mailbox"! OMG. Now, HOW, do I get that, *'image'*, out of my head !!!!!
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #479 - 01/18/15 at 17:37:23 Recent posts have been so far from funny I'm debating on whether or not to open this again.. the one about the playground and dump I'd erase.
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