First thang is to get a non-retired moddyrater to create a sticky out of this thread.Then Old_Rider, you me and the rest of us put the Twisted Sissy stuff all in here so we can find ourselves wid both hands.
We gots us two sets of folks planning to haul us all to Texas this spring.
Me, I like Old-Rider's thought of the big puller and the big trailer, like we saw hauling a half dozen big hurleys on just last trip.
Now that some of you guys have actually been on both trips you understand the contest --- who can out do and out BS the others.
On the one trip you had breakfast buritos and tall stacked burgers.
On the other trip you had all the beef brisket, BBQ and fixings you could eat.
On one trip you were bumpin' grates and popping shock struts.
On the other trip you if weren't bug eyed wid twisty terror then you was doing a little bit of butt bumpin' and bleedin' ....
Each trip needs to up its game some to garner some more bonus point for the next year's earth shaking competition.
Now mind you, I got a hidden advantage, I wuz born in Longview Texas and I got pics of me catching scorpions in a mason jar when I was 4 1/2 years old.
You see, I thought it was a sort of funny fiddler crab, because by then I was living in tidewater Virginia and I knew all about catchin' crabs.
My Texas Granny just about karked her drawers when I came out from under the domino table where I had been trying to catch crabs for the last 15 minutes crawling around over their feet with my mason jar.
Yup, I came up with one big old black scorpion in my jar just a hitting the inside of the glass with his stinger and spraying yellow out on the inside surface.
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