justin_o_guy2
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East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.
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Ants are smart, and cunning, and evil,, They infiltrated my duffel bag, got in my clothes and all of them collected "Right THERE" before any of them attacked.. How long was it before they hit me? OHH,, I Dunno, rented the bikes from base exchange, went and changed into civvies, rode almost all the way across the base and 5 or 6 blocks down Pass Road in Biloxi before they started in on me.. Red ants, man,, musta been 6 or 8 of them,, & when they started in it was an orchestrated attack. & I learned that you CAN make a gist and punch yourself Right in the nutsack and NOT rack yourself.. Just so happened we were in front of a used car lot and it was sand between the road and the parking lot,, I jumped off the bike, letting it fall and jerked my pants down, right there on the busiest road in Biloxi, and started picking ants off my , well,, you know,, Who saw? I dunno, I was only looking DOWN,, if a cop had shown up, mehh,, who knows?
ANYA
WAY,, heres a coupla funnies from REalityzone
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband with a fly swatter. "Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
"How can you tell males and females apart?" she asked.
He responded: "Three were on a beer can. Two were on the phone."
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John, who lived in the North of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Ken. They loaded up John’s minivan and headed North. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered at the door if they
could spend the night.
“I realize, it’s terrible weather out there, and I have this huge house all to myself, but I am recently widowed”
she explained “and I am afraid the neighbors will talk
if I let you stay in my house.”
“Don’t worry,” John said. “We’ll be happy to sleep in the barn and, if the weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first light.”
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of golf.
About nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it
out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow from the farm he had met on the golf weekend.
He dropped in on his friend, Ken, and asked: “Ken, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about nine
months ago?”
“Yes, I do,” said Ken.
“Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit without me knowing it?”
“Well, yes,” said Ken, a little embarrassed at being found out. “I have to admit that I did.”
“And did you happen to give her my name instead of yours?”
Ken’s face turned red, and he said: “Yeah. Look, I
am sorry, buddy. I’m afraid I did. Why do you ask?”
“She just died and left me everything!”
and there are links to air show stuff and 'running of the bulls' pic.
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