Gyrobob wrote on 03/26/12 at 11:32:17:bill67 wrote on 03/26/12 at 08:36:36:What helps my joint pain is the oil in my deep fried fish and hush puppies.
you left out the brain fog I'll take offense for that, free of charge.
For one (ONE) Shakespeare and one (ONE) Isaac Newton boasted by the (almost) wheat-free English, there are so many "wheatie" philosophers, physicists and mathematicians in history that it makes the wheat-free theory look like Nelson form the Simpsons, as opposed to Milhouse.
Socrates, Plato, Aristoteles, Cicero, Seneca, Julius Caesar and Diocletian... St.Augustine, St.Gregory, St.Nicholas (yep! Good ol' Santa Claus ate wheat!) not to mention Giotto, Dante, Leonardo, Galileo, Michelangelo, Raffaello, Botticelli and Bernini...
Anyway, I TRIED ! I TRIED HARD !!!
One full day wheat free, no wheat for breakfast, no wheat for lunch, there I come proud and wheat free in the evening and the wife says
"Darling, tomorrow's my birthday so we're dining at Mother's tonight"
Well, I KNEW it was her birthday the next day, gift bought weeeks ago and all that, but I hadn't planned for dinner at Tiffan... Mother's.
Rice and lentils, extremely healthy and verry ancient recipe and all that, but still contains rice, i.e. a grain.
Oh, well...
This morning, coffee in bed and lots of birthday kisses, then we go out for shopping (forget window shopping we've got plenty of windows!
) and home we come and the wife says
"Darling, I really feel like linguine with mussels..."
Wheat free... yah, right
Anyway, treat her (and me
) to dinner in a nice Austrian restaurant, first course striclty meats, second course strictly meats, side dishes sauerkraut and salad and ...
"Waiter! TWO helpings of those terriffic stir fried potatoes with onion and speck!"
The wine was good, excellent...
Will try again tomorrow...