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philthymike Serious Thumper Offline Wallowing in my own crapulence Posts: 1413 Philadelphia Area Gender:	Re: Kilts Reply #15 - 10/14/19 at 07:04:11 You might notice alot of guys on Triumphs following you.
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Tocsik Serious Thumper Offline the singularity Posts: 1140 Denver, CO Gender:	Re: Kilts Reply #16 - 10/16/19 at 19:23:07 Ruttly wrote on 10/12/19 at 19:26:04: How many chickens can you hide under your kilt ? The way I heard this one is: Q: "How many birds can ye fit under a Scotsman kilt?" A: "As many as will fit on the perch!"
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jcstokes Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com is very useful Posts: 2119 Mauku New Zealand Gender:	Re: Kilts Reply #17 - 10/16/19 at 19:37:33 Have you checked out the Kilt riding videos?
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Reply #18 - 10/16/19 at 20:04:28

Tocsik wrote on 10/16/19 at 19:23:07:

Ruttly wrote on 10/12/19 at 19:26:04:

How many chickens can you hide under your kilt ?

The way I heard this one is:
Q: "How many birds can ye fit under a Scotsman kilt?"
A: "As many as will fit on the perch!"

Are you reading this JOG ? If his theory is correct you can only hide one chicken under your kilt , providing that the chicken only has one leg ! Grin

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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: Kilts Reply #19 - 10/17/19 at 11:14:08 Ohhh, that was mean... Ima gitchyew..
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stewmills Serious Thumper Offline Imagination is more important than knowledge Posts: 2630 Auburn, AL Gender:	Re: Kilts Reply #20 - 10/17/19 at 13:11:56 To ensure better biking safety, JOG is wearing this kilt from now on.
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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 28376 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: Kilts Reply #21 - 10/17/19 at 15:32:19 Okay,.. how many kilted JoG's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
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Ruttly Serious Thumper Offline Thumpers Rule Posts: 4997 Manteca , CA Gender:	Re: Kilts Reply #22 - 10/17/19 at 20:01:05 Kinda snazzy, definite fashion statement. For that liberating feeling. I'd be worried about flying insects trying to find a place to nest.
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Ruttly Serious Thumper Offline Thumpers Rule Posts: 4997 Manteca , CA Gender:	Re: Kilts Reply #23 - 10/17/19 at 20:07:12 Serowbot wrote on 10/17/19 at 15:32:19: Okay,.. how many kilted JoG's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?... Ok , how many ?
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Ruttly Serious Thumper Offline Thumpers Rule Posts: 4997 Manteca , CA Gender:	Re: Kilts Reply #24 - 10/17/19 at 20:12:51 I think we all were baited , either that or the guy who started this thread isn't ever coming back. Can't really blame him after this.
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Ruttly Serious Thumper Offline Thumpers Rule Posts: 4997 Manteca , CA Gender:	Re: Kilts Reply #25 - 10/17/19 at 20:14:50 Now where were we ? JOG your up !
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Dave YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 17822 Camp Springs, Kentucky Gender:	Re: Kilts Reply #26 - 10/18/19 at 05:08:48 I think I would have a problem changing light bulbs with a kilt on - for sure I would have to get rid of the 5 perched birds before trying!
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stewmills Serious Thumper Offline Imagination is more important than knowledge Posts: 2630 Auburn, AL Gender:	Re: Kilts Reply #27 - 10/18/19 at 06:58:44 Yeah, I would have to shew off my 3 pterodactyl's before I could get started working.
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