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Reply #15 - 05/01/14 at 17:44:00
 
I'm sure it will... so long as nuttin' falls off... Grin...

Maybe you should try resting a cold beer on them... or two... Undecided...
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Reply #16 - 05/01/14 at 18:22:51
 
raydawg wrote on 05/01/14 at 15:53:07:
Did it kill the crabs tho?

I learned two sure ways to get rid of craps when I was in the Navy.

1. Go to a theater to watch a long movie.........
   Buy some popcorn and heavily salt it....
   ..........find a seat
   ...........Unzip and drop some heavily salted popcorn in your pants...
   When the craps leave in search of a drink.......
   change seats.

2.  Shave one side........
    Pour lighter fluid on the other side and light it on fire
    When the crabs run into the clearing......
     .....stab 'em with an ice pick.

(WARNING .....doing both solutions inside the theater may result in getting banned for life from the theater)
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Reply #17 - 05/02/14 at 12:01:41
 
shorty wrote on 05/01/14 at 16:54:26:
also found out my wife's aloe lotion has too much alcohol for my use  Undecided


go get yourself some raw aloe, peel the leaves and have fun.   Huh
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Reply #18 - 05/02/14 at 12:16:08
 
yes versy,
last night my wife slaughtered an Aloe and gave me the ooze for my problem.. actually got to sleep most of the night, washed and applied again today, feeling better  Grin
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Reply #19 - 05/02/14 at 13:20:13
 
shorty wrote on 05/02/14 at 12:16:08:
yes versy,
last night my wife slaughtered an Aloe and gave me the ooze for my problem.. actually got to sleep most of the night, washed and applied again today, feeling better  Grin



somehow..... somehow.. that can draw several images....
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Reply #20 - 05/02/14 at 21:35:34
 
Hey, my advice was terrible,, I was just tryin to help. Sounds like WD has a good , uhh, "handle?" on it..
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Reply #21 - 05/03/14 at 16:25:38
 
justin_o_guy2 wrote on 05/02/14 at 21:35:34:
Hey, my advice was terrible,, I was just tryin to help. Sounds like WD has a good , uhh, "handle?" on it..


your advice was great justin....thanks buddy  Wink
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Reply #22 - 05/07/14 at 04:32:19
 
fels naptha soap bar and tecnu... in that order repeat twice daily....what we use on the farm...works well...might dry the old boy out a little. But I'm sure no ones going near em' anyhow
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Reply #23 - 05/07/14 at 05:46:31
 
Quote:
been cleaning up some poison ivy that causes problems every spring..
seems the stuff is unstoppable, mowing doesn't remove it, scalping to bare earth doesn't remove it..

This year been ripping it out with bare hands, seems my hands are too callous to absorb the poison..

After dealing with the ivy, moved on to some other outside chores, forgot about the poison, relieved myself and hours later developed a serious personal problem. Yes it's funny but I am truly miserable! can't sleep, can't sit still, nothing I do comforts the itch  



Pine wrote on 05/01/14 at 07:16:00:
Go to the doctor.

I too seem to be able to ward off the oils on my hands, but it will creep onto my arms. Anything that will remove oil works ( for the oil). Warmth/heat will increase reaction so keep things cool. I have used ivory liquid dish soap to keep the oil down, though it drys the skin making it more prone to infection.

The problem is you can develop a systemic reaction. Meaning the washing off the oil does nothing. Benadryl and prescriptions become the norm in such cases.

i also find that as I have aged, my body is not as quick to heal. So keeping the sores to a minimum is a goal for me.



OK, HERE GOES.

OLIVE OIL ! Not just any oil, olive oil. It works wonders for hot peppers (I once was in Tunisia and "by mistake" a hot chili pepper "fell" in my otherwise unhot fish sauce,
there was NOTHING I could do to easen the burning in my mouth until (another) waiter came to the rescue with a bottle of salad dressing (olive oil & herbs) and a spoon.
One mouthful of olive oil will "cleanse" the pepper oils in seconds.

If Poison Ivy liquid is oil-based, olive oil is the most powerful natural, skin and genital-friendly solvent.

HTH...  Wink
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Reply #24 - 05/07/14 at 05:48:08
 
PS If it works, once you're "good" DO NOT WASH WITH SOAP as it will dissolve the oil that's actually protecting you.

Remain "hot & sticky", your skin will become soft and mellow and sooo velvety smooth...  Kiss

Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

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Reply #25 - 05/07/14 at 07:34:36
 
EWWW! Pesci!?  Man,, youve never hit us with a TMI post before...
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Reply #26 - 05/07/14 at 09:29:53
 
I just want you all to know that I've never had any incident like this with poison ivy or hot peppers.

The worst I've ever done was shaved, on the request of my girlfriend, and that was its own Hell.


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Reply #27 - 05/07/14 at 12:59:29
 
justin_o_guy2 wrote on 05/07/14 at 07:34:36:
EWWW! Pesci!?  Man,, youve never hit us with a TMI post before...


Huh

TMI ?

Wazzat ? Whatchertalkinaboot, Wyllis ???



Me notanderstand... Wink
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Reply #28 - 05/07/14 at 15:44:27
 
ok, I stared way too long at that butt, err.. I mean, photo
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Reply #29 - 05/07/14 at 16:50:46
 
Pesci,, TMI= Too Much Info

The instructions on the photo are incorrect. Or, its just a gag.. In fact, I had a coupla friends look at it..

Dude,, there IS NO Beach,, who you trying to fool here?
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