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Grandson: Boxers or briefs?

Grandpa: Depends.

Have you heard about the new medication to treat lesbian depression?
It's called Tricoxagain.

How Donald Trump answers the question "What is 2+2?"


"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my God, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."

A recent survey found that 4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan!

Green Party bRocks!

A few weeks ago I was on a business trip. I was on my own so after dinner I stepped into the hotel bar. I saw an attractive woman sitting at the bar so I sauntered over to her and said "Hello". She looked at me somewhat dryly and said, "I'm a lesbian." I replied, "Cool, I'm a Texan. Where's Lesbia?"