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Art Webb Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 3007 columbus, Texas Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #750 - 06/04/16 at 07:14:05
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batman Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 3806 osceola new york Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #751 - 06/04/16 at 14:58:57 boofer I just love the one liners,nice job!
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Boofer Serious Thumper Offline Nearly too old. Posts: 1760 N Ms Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #752 - 06/04/16 at 15:38:24 What did the snail say while riding the tortoise? "Wheeeee"!!!
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #756 - 06/26/16 at 01:38:20 That cat needs to calm it Down a bit... How much Valium did he give it?
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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #757 - 06/30/16 at 18:40:38
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batman Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 3806 osceola new york Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #758 - 07/13/16 at 19:49:11 I could live with that ! Good one Kris!
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Reply #759 - 07/14/16 at 20:24:32

The mighty Viking warrior Rudolf the Red,on his return from raiding the towns of the north,was greeted by his loving wife, after landing ashore .They had not seen each other for many months. She asked of him just one thing that they might spend the entire next day alone together.He said that there was a small island just of the coast if she would pack them lunch they would take a small boat and leave in the morning ,he loved her so ,they had a marriage made in Valhalla!But next morning he said he could see clouds rolling in from the ocean,and that they shouldn't go. She was upset and asked if he were sure,at which he answered ,Rudolf the Red knows rain dear!

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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #760 - 07/14/16 at 20:28:04 Boo!
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Art Webb Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 3007 columbus, Texas Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #761 - 07/15/16 at 07:31:54 groan
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #763 - 07/15/16 at 09:19:51 If one of those is female then Lab truly Is a pregnant dog.
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Reply #764 - 07/15/16 at 12:40:46

The Pope and Hillary are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Hillary and says, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts, and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice!”

Hillary replied, “I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand?….Show me!”

So the Pope backhanded her and knocked her off the stage! AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY, and there was happiness throughout the land!

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