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Art Webb Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 3007 columbus, Texas Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #735 - 05/06/16 at 07:28:47 unfortunately, I'm mathematically impaired
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Dave YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 18099 Camp Springs, Kentucky Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #736 - 05/06/16 at 11:07:58 Art Webb wrote on 05/06/16 at 07:28:47: unfortunately, I'm mathematically impaired Yep - when it comes to numbers/math.....there are only 3 kinds of people. Those that understand it - and those that don't!
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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #737 - 05/06/16 at 20:14:08 Kris01 wrote on 05/05/16 at 19:58:21: Ok, this one is not really a joke but I think it's funny. If you have a pizza with radius Z and thickness A, it's volume is PIZZA! Ok, for the mathematically challenged... Volume of a cylinder = PI radius squared * height ...but that makes the "joke" less funny!
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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #738 - 05/06/16 at 20:24:04 Hilary and Trump jump out of an airplane with no parachutes. Who survives? America!
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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #739 - 05/06/16 at 20:27:41 A wife asks her husband, "Which one do you like better? My beautiful face or my sexy body?" The husband looks her up and down and replies, "Your sense of humor!"
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #740 - 05/06/16 at 20:54:47 Kris01 wrote on 05/06/16 at 20:24:04: Hilary and Trump jump out of an airplane with no parachutes. Who survives? America! How did I miss seeing THAT?!?! That's beautiful.. but, we may just be pleasantly surprised by Trump, but, that means Ron Paul is wrong, and that is not something that happens a lot.
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Dave YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 18099 Camp Springs, Kentucky Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #741 - 05/12/16 at 09:26:46 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IahHznkEymQ
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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28886 L.A. California Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #742 - 05/12/16 at 11:17:18 obviously... too much wd40.
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #743 - 05/12/16 at 11:24:07 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TGqS5n05Q1o
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batman Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 3806 osceola new york Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #744 - 06/02/16 at 20:07:24 Did you here about the cannibal that passed his uncle on the way out of the jungle?
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Art Webb Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 3007 columbus, Texas Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #745 - 06/02/16 at 20:10:06 That actually took me a few to get well played sir
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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28886 L.A. California Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #746 - 06/02/16 at 20:25:13 so his uncle crapped out?
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Art Webb Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 3007 columbus, Texas Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #747 - 06/02/16 at 20:39:48
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Boofer Serious Thumper Offline Nearly too old. Posts: 1760 N Ms Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #748 - 06/03/16 at 18:03:40 What did the snail say to the Police after being mugged by turtles? "It all happened so fast!"
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Boofer Serious Thumper Offline Nearly too old. Posts: 1760 N Ms Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #749 - 06/03/16 at 18:06:11 I took the shell off of my racing snail to make him faster, but it just made him more sluggish. (JJ Jasper, American Family Radio)
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