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Art Webb Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 3007 columbus, Texas Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #690 - 11/13/15 at 09:05:08 as long as we're riding separately I think it's ok
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Reply #691 - 11/22/15 at 12:22:57

A Man and his wife were both riding a Donkey.
A bystander said to a friend: “How Cruel, two people riding that poor Donkey”.

So the wife decides to walk a while, and let her Husband ride.
Then another bystander said to a friend: “What a Chauvinist, he makes his Wife walk”.

So the Wife and Husband, exchange positions.
Then another bystander says to a friend: “What a Fool, only one of them is riding the Donkey”.

So then they both get off.
Then yet another bystander said to a friend: “How Stupid, they both could be riding that Donkey”.

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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #692 - 11/22/15 at 14:39:47 Just goes to show you can't please everyone!
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Reply #693 - 12/13/15 at 08:32:17

1st old man: I went to a nice restaurant last night. It had really great food.

2nd old man: Really? What was the name of the place?

1st old man: Uhh, what's the name of that red flower?

2nd old man: Carnation?

1st old man: No, the one with the thorns.

2nd old man: Rose?

1st old man: Yeah, rose, that's it! Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?

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Dave YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 18142 Camp Springs, Kentucky Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #695 - 12/17/15 at 03:24:51
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Reply #696 - 12/21/15 at 20:17:19

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, she called him on the mobile.

The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do." He said, " You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace. I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you."

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up.
"Yes, I do remember that shop," she replied..
"Well I am in the bar next to that."

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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #697 - 12/31/15 at 22:01:28 how to remove dents from motorcycle gas tank https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UB0eRYHtpYo
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Reply #698 - 12/31/15 at 22:28:31

A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says, "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously and then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."

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Reply #699 - 01/01/16 at 12:50:52

1. Let "a" and "b" be equal non-zero quantities
a = b

2. Multiply by "a"
a² = ab

3. Subtract b²
a² - b² = ab - b²

4. Factor both sides: the left factors as a difference of squares, the right is factored by extracting "b" from both terms
(a - b)(a + b) = b(a - b)

5. Divide out (a - b)
a + b = b

6. Observing that a = b
b + b = b

7. Combine like terms on the left
2b = b

8. Divide by the non-zero "b"
2 = 1

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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #700 - 01/01/16 at 14:51:18 B + B = B? Not even in my BB brain.
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old_rider Serious Thumper Offline Backyard Bill Productions Posts: 3147 flordia panhandle Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #701 - 01/01/16 at 20:47:44 If a=b Then a squared = b squared, not ab Which is a x b But I could "b" wrong
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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28908 L.A. California Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #702 - 01/01/16 at 21:23:56 Kris01 wrote on 01/01/16 at 12:50:52: 4. Factor both sides: the left factors as a difference of squares, the right is factored by extracting "b" from both terms (a - b)(a + b) = b(a - b) since you defined a=b at the start, 0=0 and anything you do afterward is trivial.
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Kris01 Serious Thumper Offline Eat, sleep, RIDE! Posts: 3767 Tennessee Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #703 - 01/01/16 at 21:37:29 old_rider wrote on 01/01/16 at 20:47:44: If a=b Then a squared = b squared, not ab That's the same thing if a=b. Multiply a=b by a: a * a = b * a (which is the same as a² = ba (or ab)
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MnSpring Serious Thumper Offline Younger than most people my age. Posts: 9507 Minn Gender:	Re: HUMOR (jokes and such!) Reply #704 - 01/03/16 at 16:03:51 Had to share
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