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Why are women like dog turds?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

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old_rider wrote on 06/16/15 at 13:30:16:

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that notion just crossed my mind  

I have received a, ‘ invitation', to being on the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton.  

They were thinking to put her on Mt. Rushmore, until they discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.  

Then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. They were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed.  It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.

They finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus.  

He left not knowing where he was going,

and when he got there he did not know where he was.  

He returned not knowing where he had been,

and did it all on someone else's money.


I think they have raised $0.16 so far !

??  

Many years ago, when I was a young lad.
I Wanted, ‘Muscles’.

When I walked home from school every day,
I Passed the house of a, ‘wise old man’.
One day I stopped in, and asked him:
“Sir, how can I get Muscles?”

He thought, and thought, scratched his long white beard,
and said: “Well, I gotta think about that, and I think the best when I am napping, and I nap the best, when I hear the sound of wood, being sawed”
SO.  Every day, that next week, after school on the walk home,
I stopped at his place, and, sawed his firewood, with a buck saw for a couple of hours.
At the end of the week, I asked:
“Sir, have you thought about a way I can get Muscles“
He said:
  “Feel your arms”