Taken from
http://www.realityzone.com/currentperiod.htmlSort of a Drudge like compilation of news, articles, & some analysis & editorial., Every week, on Friday, he posts a new one. Photo of the week, humor, I enjoy it,,
It had to happen. Blond-guy jokes!
Two blond guys find three grenades and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
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A woman phoned the blond neighbor guy and said: "Close your curtains the next time you & your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." To which the blond guy replied: "Well the joke's on all of you, because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
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A blond guy is in the bathroom, and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
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A blond guy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me". The blonde guy says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".
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A blond guy spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". He spends the next two hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A blond guy shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No", he shouts, "this is her husband!"
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A blonde guy's dog is missing and he is frantic.
His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?" He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. "What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks. "Here boy!" he replies.
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A blond guy is in jail. A guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. "Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks. "Hanging myself," the blond replies. "It should be around your neck" says the guard. "I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
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(This one actually makes sense...sort of...)
An Italian tourist asks a blond guy: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the blonde guy replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."