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Yonuh Adisi FSO
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Reply #30 - 05/21/11 at 13:58:42
 
There was a bad wreck on the way to my daughter's graduation that made us detour. You think New Mexico may have jumped the gun on the rapture thing?
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Reply #31 - 05/21/11 at 14:19:18
 
can somebody my age get a rupture?? Huh
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Reply #32 - 05/21/11 at 14:41:54
 
No age limitations... if God loves you,.. you get one...
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Reply #33 - 05/21/11 at 14:59:04
 
5 min. 'till d-day...  just checked live cam of Times Square...
... not much happnin'...

These people would be late for their own funeral...
I mean,... they are,... late for their own funeral...Huh...
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Reply #34 - 05/21/11 at 15:01:52
 
Ok I have survived the rapture!!!  But there is something weird going on here, there is a big yellow thing in the sky providing light and warmth. Yeah sunshine!!
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Reply #35 - 05/21/11 at 15:03:52
 
Fear not Kristen,... Arizona is loaning you the sun to cheer you up, since you didn't get raptured... Wink...
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Reply #36 - 05/21/11 at 16:37:59
 
That's it!  I'm bringing my tomato plants back outside.


so?????    Huh
what happened?

No earthquakes
No biblical flood
No Cthulhu
No ufos
No zombies
No CERN exposion and/or implosion
No asteroid
No godzilla
No jesus/mohamed/Mahdi/budah/etc
No 4 harleys of the apocalypse
No doom whatsoever!
(well, just don't ask macho man randy savage
since he'll have a different opinion of course).


...um, I want my money back please.
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Reply #37 - 05/21/11 at 18:10:30
 
... and I was so looking forward to the zombies... Huh...
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Reply #38 - 05/21/11 at 18:52:08
 
Well, poop! 6pm came and went and no sign of the messiah.  I'm so brutally disappointed....  Here I was wearing my Sunday best, with a rented reception hall, catered dinner, the best band money could afford and the guest of honor didn't bloody well show up....  I'm so disillusioned right now...  At least Buddha will return my calls from time to time..
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Reply #39 - 05/21/11 at 21:11:44
 
Mother Fearing End of World Slits Throats of Daughters, Herself

Palmdale (KTLA) -- A woman slit her daughters' throats before slitting her own early Friday evening, claiming that "the Tribulation" was going to occur and she wanted to prevent them from suffering through it, officials said.

Lyn Benedetto, 47, reportedly told her daughters to lie on a bed and proceeded to take a knife to their throats.

The suspect then took the knife to her own throat before driving the victims to an unoccupied friend's house to die.

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The victims were treated at Antelope Valley Hospital for moderate though non life-threatening injuries and released to custody of Department of Children's Services.

They're OK...She did not succeed in killing any of them, including herself.

Horrible thing for any mother to do.

She is behind bars with one million dollars bail.

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Reply #40 - 05/21/11 at 21:45:14
 
The human side of the Rapture hoax.

Source: New York Daily News

The sky turned dark Saturday afternoon, but it wasn't a sign of the world's impending doom - just passing rain.
Welcome to the No-pacalypse - a disappointing finish to what doomsday believer Robert Fitzpatrick thought would be the End of Days.

"I don't understand why nothing has happened," a deflated Fitzpatrick said in Times Square just after 6 p.m. "I did what I had to do. I did what the Bible said."

"I obviously haven't understood it properly, because we're still here," added Fitzpatrick, 60, surrounded by a phalanx of reporters and skeptical onlookers.

The retired MTA worker from Staten Island bought $140,000 worth of advertising, proclaiming that the end was near. He and followers of California televangelist Harold Camping thought a global earthquake would strike the East Coast just before 6 p.m.

After the clock ticked past 6 p.m. and nothing happened, Fitzpatrick appeared to shrink amid the jeering crowd.

"How can you still stand there? How can you still do that?" Raeed Clark, 26, told Fitzpatrick, calling his ploy "the biggest scam in history."

Fitzpatrick, for his part, spent the day as if it were his last.

For breakfast, he had coffee, toast and Ezekiel 4:9 brand Golden Flax cereal.

"The spiritual significance of these grains, I am not sure," said Fitzpatrick.

He felt no need to do the dishes, but did take a moment to feed peanuts to two squirrels that hang out at his back door.

"Only people can be saved - there will be no animals in heaven," he said.

Asked how he would feel if the world didn't end, a confident Fitzpatrick said: "I wouldn't consider it because there's so much biblical evidence."

"It's locked in," he said. "Buildings will be collapsing; the graves of the unsaved dead will be ripped open. The dead will be all around."

Fitzpatrick spent several hours at home responding to emails and making calls. Then it was time for his final lunch of chicken tenders and spinach served with lemon. "I expect this to be my last meal," he said.

Next, Fitzpatrick drove to the nursing home that cares for his 94-year-old mother, who suffers from dementia. As parting gifts he brought grapes, a granola bar, juice, chocolates and a bottle of water.

"I read a passage - Luke 23," he said of his 30-minute visit. "It's an example of a thief on the cross and Jesus saving people up to the last minute."

Fitzpatrick planned to do the same. He kissed his mother goodbye and jumped on the 4:30 p.m. ferry to Manhattan, where he warned people of the Rapture until the bitter end.

Few were surprised when the end didn't come.

"A real religion should try to help people, not scare them," said Michael Rodriguez, 24, a Bronx student.


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Reply #41 - 05/22/11 at 07:57:53
 
what no laced koolaide??
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Reply #42 - 05/22/11 at 09:10:38
 
Nobody showed up for my pool party, I had plenty of beer and an extra gallon of bleach ready for the shallow end of the gene pool. Smiley
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Reply #43 - 05/22/11 at 09:49:24
 
So disappointed when I woke this morning and realized I still had to go to work.  Wink (actually not too disappointed since it took me since Christmas to find this new job after losing my old job.)
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Reply #44 - 05/23/11 at 13:59:20
 
Well obviously Jesus was coldcocked by a WWF character, quoted as saying "Like a THIEF in the NIGHT, FOOL!"

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