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Starlifter Serious Thumper Offline It only snows seven months of the year here. Posts: 3746 Eastern Michigan Gender:	Re: Rapture... Reply #15 - 05/20/11 at 20:10:00 No doubt the true believers have already written, "So-long SINNERS!" on the bottoms of their shoes. Or maybe feet?
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Starlifter Serious Thumper Offline It only snows seven months of the year here. Posts: 3746 Eastern Michigan Gender:	Re: Rapture... Reply #16 - 05/20/11 at 20:14:27 It's currently 5:15 PM Saturday on Kiritimati, Christmas Island. I guess people will start spontaneously disappearing there first.
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Reply #17 - 05/20/11 at 20:17:11

Starlifter wrote on 05/20/11 at 14:13:11:

On May 21, 2011 two events will occur. These events could not be more opposite in nature, the one more wonderful than can be imagined; the other more horrific than can be imagined.

A great earthquake will occur. The Bible describes it as such as was not seen since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great this earthquake will be, so powerful it will throw open all graves. The remains of the all the believers who have ever lived will be instantly transformed into glorified spiritual bodies to be forever with God.

On the other hand the bodies of all unsaved people will be thrown out upon the ground to be shamed and suffer. There will be moaning, writhing. and gnashing of teeth.

The inhabitants who survive this terrible earthquake will exist in a world of horror and chaos beyond description. Each day people will die until October 21, 2011 when God will completely destroy this earth and its surviving inhabitants.

So we get two chances to laugh hysterically at these idjits this year? Cool.

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Starlifter Serious Thumper Offline It only snows seven months of the year here. Posts: 3746 Eastern Michigan Gender:	Re: Rapture... Reply #18 - 05/20/11 at 20:21:01 Rapture coming, be careful out there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXuNpF6NVg
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Reply #19 - 05/20/11 at 20:51:54

As usual the bible punching christians are at it again.
Come on guys all religion is bull sh1t. All you have to do is read the bible, start with the old testiment and keep reading all through the new testiment,and if you still believe their is a God, then please go join the rapture gang,your crazy.
I bet none of you have read the bible allthrough, and please don't lie about it,that would be unbecoming.

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mick Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline Hell-bound Posts: 7323 Dayton Oregon Gender:	Re: Rapture... Reply #20 - 05/20/11 at 20:52:51 Starlifter wrote on 05/20/11 at 20:14:27: It's currently 5:15 PM Saturday on Kiritimati, Christmas Island. I guess people will start spontaneously disappearing there first. is it 6 am or 6 pm ?
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Starlifter Serious Thumper Offline It only snows seven months of the year here. Posts: 3746 Eastern Michigan Gender:	Re: Rapture... Reply #21 - 05/20/11 at 21:33:28 Six PM local time in every time zone....no reports of people drifting up into the sky from Christmas Island....must all be heathens or pagans there. Samoa, and New Zeeland next up.
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HalfPint Junior Member Offline Posts: 57 Cumming, GA Gender:	Re: Rapture... Reply #22 - 05/20/11 at 22:33:27 I've always wanted to make my own version of Zombieland... oh well.. I guess no real zombies.. 6pm tomorrow I'll probably be nose deep rereading the Star Wars Trilogy geekin' out. =)
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bill67 Serious Thumper Offline old tired Posts: 8517 genoa city wisconsin Gender:	Re: Rapture... Reply #23 - 05/21/11 at 05:35:34 Well I felt the earth shake pretty hard a couple times,But I was under the bed with my helmet on so I felt safe.
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Reply #24 - 05/21/11 at 07:02:48

You guys should listen to some of the holy roller hoodrats the TV has been talking to down here. And then there are the ones interviewed in front of the Colt 45 malt liquor signs...

Religion is big business in Dixieland. Rapture scares are just another way for crooked preachers to fleece their flocks.

I actually am ordained. Same way Jesse James got ordained on Monster garage a few years ago. Couple minutes on the Internet, Universal Life whatevers web site. Friends wanted me to officiate at their wedding (which did not happen). Spent 4 years in a Jesuit preparatory high school. Mom always dragged me and my little brother off to church with her.

If people ask I say I'm pagan. Explains the gun and nudity when the Mormons come calling. Or the JWs. Grin

It's all a crock anyway.

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Reply #25 - 05/21/11 at 09:30:16

Rapture day checklist...

1 clean underwear
2 toothbrush
3 St. Christopher
4 i-phone with countdown app
5 lunch money
6 spf 1000 sunblock
7 comfortable shoes
8 bus fare in shoes
9 snacks
10 spare pair of clean underwear

I'm good to go....

Oh!,.. better bring ID... Huh

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Good to go... Huh

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... and gum... bubble gum... no,... spearmint... Undecided

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mick Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline Hell-bound Posts: 7323 Dayton Oregon Gender:	Re: Rapture... Reply #26 - 05/21/11 at 10:31:03 Just got an e-mail from my cousin in England ,they are 8 hours ahead of us, All was ok their ,my cousin still has her feet on the ground,ooops just remembered she is also an athiest. My eldest Son lives in London he and is wife and kids are fine,no one wants us I guess. Are we supposed to walk about gnashing our teeth now ?
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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 28375 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: Rapture... Reply #27 - 05/21/11 at 10:54:30 We get a 5 month zombie shoot out... I recommend a .22... bullets are cheap, and you need a headshot anyway... ...
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Wolfman Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 664 SW Missouri Gender:	Re: Rapture... Reply #28 - 05/21/11 at 10:54:40 Being a realist what i want to know is, as most tell me heaven wont have me and he!!s afraid ill take over, if the old lady goes do i get to collect her life insurance???
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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 28375 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: Rapture... Reply #29 - 05/21/11 at 10:56:22 Wolfman wrote on 05/21/11 at 10:54:40: Being a realist what i want to know is, as most tell me heaven wont have me and he!!s afraid ill take over, if the old lady goes do i get to collect her life insurance??? Depends,.... does the policy cover "acts of god"?... ...
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