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CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
01/09/11 at 14:47:23

CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.
When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No Anesthetic is required.
The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.
Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards, United States Military

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Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Reply #1 - 01/09/11 at 15:00:12

Cute.

But srsly just remember that terrorists are make believe,
just like elves, gremlins, and santa.

...now boys and girls, gather round the fire and I'll tell you a story,
it's called 1984.

"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.
Winston Smith, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape
the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Victory
Mansions, though not quickly enough to prevent a swirl of gritty dust
from entering along with him... "

continued here: http://george-orwell.org/1984

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Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Reply #2 - 01/09/11 at 16:30:32

Midnightrider wrote on 01/09/11 at 14:47:23:

CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.
When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No Anesthetic is required.
The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.
Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards, United States Military

Does he still get his 72 virgin goats ?..

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mick Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline Hell-bound Posts: 7323 Dayton Oregon Gender:	Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD Reply #3 - 01/09/11 at 16:35:00 Have you guys noticed that if you mention a gun or caliber, that the Ad at top of the page turns to guns,or in this case it was all about concealed weapon license ? Is someone reading our posts ?
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Trippah Serious Thumper Offline I ride, therefore I am. Posts: 2517 central Mass Gender:	Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD Reply #4 - 01/09/11 at 16:39:46 My screen has a botox add......oh well, that Mick j look hasn't gone out of style has it?
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mick Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline Hell-bound Posts: 7323 Dayton Oregon Gender:	Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD Reply #5 - 01/09/11 at 20:25:57 Trippah wrote on 01/09/11 at 16:39:46: My screen has a botox add......oh well, that Mick j look hasn't gone out of style has it? I hope not,we could be twins.
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Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Reply #6 - 01/10/11 at 02:57:35

mick wrote on 01/09/11 at 16:35:00:

Have you guys noticed that if you mention a gun or caliber, that the Ad at top of the page turns to guns,or in this case it was all about concealed weapon license ?
Is someone reading our posts ?

All I see is "SUZUKISAVAGE.COM with XMas tinsel all over it... a whole lot better... Cheesy

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Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Reply #7 - 01/10/11 at 06:29:22

mick wrote on 01/09/11 at 16:35:00:

Is someone reading our posts ?

Hopefully so, otherwise typing them would be a waste of time! Cheesy

Those rotating GoogleAds are pretty smart; a script reads our posts and serves up the ads it thinks are relevant. Same with gMail, it "reads" your email and puts relevant ads in the sidebar without any human effort.

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babyhog Serious Thumper Offline Find a Cure for Breast Cancer! NOW!! Posts: 3802 WV Gender:	Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD Reply #8 - 01/10/11 at 11:40:46 Boule’tard wrote on 01/10/11 at 06:29:22: mick wrote on 01/09/11 at 16:35:00: Is someone reading our posts ? ... a script reads our posts and serves up the ads it thinks are relevant. ... Kinda scary though, ain't it? I bet Mick's shows more than gun ads....
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bill67 Serious Thumper Offline old tired Posts: 8517 genoa city wisconsin Gender:	Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD Reply #9 - 01/10/11 at 12:21:04 Every time I read one of Micks post a picture of Jesus come up at the top of my page.
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Boule’tard Serious Thumper ModSquad Offline Master of the Obvious Posts: 1620 Austin TX Gender:	Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD Reply #10 - 01/10/11 at 12:32:54 Hey yeah mick, thanks for getting our ads on the right uh.. foot
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mick Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline Hell-bound Posts: 7323 Dayton Oregon Gender:	Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD Reply #11 - 01/10/11 at 12:56:42 my Ad today shows a real cute butt incased in levi's on the back of a bike ,the ad is for "Butty Buddy" "A gal wants a comfortable seat" Now I'm worried the ads are now showing what I'm thinking about.
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babyhog Serious Thumper Offline Find a Cure for Breast Cancer! NOW!! Posts: 3802 WV Gender:	Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD Reply #12 - 01/10/11 at 13:23:29 Uh oh, sounds like somebody needs some parental controls!
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