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Message started by Midnightrider on 01/09/11 at 14:47:23

Title: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Post by Midnightrider on 01/09/11 at 14:47:23

CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.
When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No Anesthetic is required.
The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.
Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards, United States Military

Title: Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Post by Stimpy - FSO on 01/09/11 at 15:00:12

Cute.

But srsly just remember that terrorists are make believe,
just like elves, gremlins, and santa.

...now boys and girls, gather round the fire and I'll tell you a story,
it's called 1984.

"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.
Winston Smith, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape
the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Victory
Mansions, though not quickly enough to prevent a swirl of gritty dust
from entering along with him... "

continued here: http://george-orwell.org/1984

Title: Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Post by mick on 01/09/11 at 16:30:32

76525F55525C534F49525F5E493B0 wrote:

Does he still get his 72 virgin goats ?..

Title: Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Post by mick on 01/09/11 at 16:35:00

Have you guys noticed that if you mention a gun or caliber, that the Ad at top of the page turns to guns,or in this case it was all about concealed weapon license ?
Is someone reading our posts ?

Title: Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Post by Trippah on 01/09/11 at 16:39:46

My screen has a botox add......oh well, that Mick j look hasn't gone out of style has it?

Title: Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Post by mick on 01/09/11 at 20:25:57

43657E6767767F170 wrote:

My screen has a botox add......oh well, that Mick j look hasn't gone out of style has it?

I hope not,we could be twins.

Title: Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Post by mpescatori on 01/10/11 at 02:57:35

0F0B0109160A070E0B0F071B620 wrote:

Have you guys noticed that if you mention a gun or caliber, that the Ad at top of the page turns to guns,or in this case it was all about concealed weapon license ?
Is someone reading our posts ?

All I see is "SUZUKISAVAGE.COM with XMas tinsel all over it... a whole lot better... :D

Title: Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Post by Boule’tard on 01/10/11 at 06:29:22

595D575F405C51585D59514D340 wrote:

Is someone reading our posts ?

Hopefully so, otherwise typing them would be a waste of time! :D

Those rotating GoogleAds are pretty smart; a script reads our posts and serves up the ads it thinks are relevant. Same with gMail, it "reads" your email and puts relevant ads in the sidebar without any human effort.

Title: Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Post by babyhog on 01/10/11 at 11:40:46

525F455C5544514254300 wrote:

[quote author=595D575F405C51585D59514D340 link=1294613243/0#3 date=1294619700]Is someone reading our posts ?

... a script reads our posts and serves up the ads it thinks are relevant. ...
[/quote]

Kinda scary though, ain't it? :-? I bet Mick's shows more than gun ads.... ;)

Title: Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Post by bill67 on 01/10/11 at 12:21:04

Every time I read one of Micks post a picture of Jesus come up at the top of my page.

Title: Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Post by Boule’tard on 01/10/11 at 12:32:54

Hey yeah mick, thanks for getting our ads on the right uh.. foot ;D

http://britishbabesfeet.com/images/banners/banner3.jpg

Title: Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Post by mick on 01/10/11 at 12:56:42

my Ad today shows a real cute butt incased in levi's on the back of a bike ,the ad is for "Butty Buddy" "A gal wants a comfortable seat"
Now I'm worried the ads are now showing what I'm thinking about.

Title: Re: CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
Post by babyhog on 01/10/11 at 13:23:29

Uh oh, sounds like somebody needs some parental controls! ;)