vroom1776
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I rarely run into any of the "if it's not an HD it's not a bike" B.S. in Colorado.
When I do, though, I've got a couple of canned replies such as (expletives ahead):
1) "F*ck You"
2) "Don't like it? Tough Sh*t."
3) "Let's race."
4) "Ya' know, I was just thinkin' your bike is the ugliest piece of sh*t in town too! Let's get drunk!"
usually I get the HDBS when I'm on my V*, which will take down quite a few larger dispalcement bikes, espescially the sportsters, even the 1200s, and hence "Let's race." Savage has no problem taking down the 883s around town.
Anyway, my savage is flat black & filthy, exposed battery, and a red cherry bomb for exhaust, single mirror and drag bars w/o risers, no turn signals or fender rails. Tuesday nights in Old Town square, folks bring their bikes down to show 'em off and look at the other bikes. On multiple occasions, many folks have told me it's the hottest and/or baddest bike in town. I always get compliments on it, even after I tell them it's a suzuki. A lot of folks say it's right out of madmax (I've never even seen that movie; WTF?).
With that cherry bomb, it's also the loudest in town (though I can keep it quiet... don't accelerate too hard...). So me and my pal are at bike night, and some HD and $50k custom guys are leaving, revving their pretty loud bikes...
my pal says: "you should embarrass them."
I did.
The other night, I made the mistake of pulling in right in front of my favorite bar. Every time I went out to smoke: "Is that yout bike? It's so badass... blah blah blah... What is it?" I don't wanna talk about bikes unless the person's got one too (with the exception of young women). I don't care what some (other) drunk thinks about my ride.
Risers: I made a pair of dogbone style risers from 1/2" thick aluminum. I have not put them on yet. I can give the schematic to anyone who wants...
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