Man,I don't think I want to see that..

I Know about fun on the farm. My grandma milked,meh,a dozen or so a day. I'd help get them in and in the stanchions. Barn was small, the wall behind them was close enough she kept her shoulder against it. One had the green squirts one day. Did you know they don't Hafta Lift that tail to let it fly? They just put a kink in it to go around the bunghole and Hit It! Yeah, she was absolutely Pinned to the wall for a few seconds, felt like a minute to me, because laughing that hard is real work.
She tucked her pant legs into her rubber boots.

It was full,
And she never said a word, just walked to the house and got cleaned up, and milked cows.
Farms Are a good place.

Devo