srinath
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Re: Corona V
Reply #144 - 03/13/20 at 17:30:03
Guys guys guys slow down there. Enjoy the benefits of virus milk. The media has done 90% of the work for you. Call your boss, and cough, and continue to talk about work, while coughing every few seconds.
Lets see how long before you get a day off with pay. And your boss insists you do take days if not weeks off. BTW I didn't even do this, and the whole place was asked to work from home. So much of the day was spent talking to a nice little shot glass of bourbon. Next week - same deal LOL. This aint going away till 2021 and trump's inauguration, from where on it will run 4 more yrs.
Milk it guys, besides, its coming up fast on riding season - don't you need to put new fuel, charge the battery and put air or something ???? Yea you're getting paid to do that, just milk it.
Corona virus, who knew it can make more milk than a cow.
FWIW a few yrs ago one of my co workers while breast feeding her baby while on a conference call somehow managed to put the camera on, and for 3-4 mins showed everyone her 36DD's complete with baby latched on the left boob. But, mommy and now 5-6 yr old baby are both doing good.
So, we now think in terms of "helen" units and corona Virus is over 10 helens in terms of how much milk it makes..
BTW Helen doesn't have DD's now-a-days. Some of my more perverted team mates suggest she should have another kid. Well she's had 3, 2 girls and she waited 3-4 yrs to have a boy and apparently that was the key, so she's done. Sent her hubby off to the snip snip farm or something. So no more DD's from her.
I don't make this crap up, you guys know I don't have the imagination.
Cool. Srinath.
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