MnSpring
Serious Thumper
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Younger than most people my age.
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LOLOL,
Going to a, ‘mart-mart’, hardware store, they ask for a Phone number.
I say, 123-456-7890
When going to a, ’mart-mart’, liqueur store,
and the 18 year old wants to ‘Have’ my DL,
I Show it to her, (to prove I am over 21), but do NOT Give it to her.
She says: “I Have to swipe it”.
I tell her: “Not you don’t, you only have to know, if I am over 21”
She Says: “I Have to Swipe it”.
I say: “Then I do NOT have to BUY from you”.
Then she rings me up, with OUT, swiping my DL.
When I go to a, mart-mart, grocery store, I pay, CASH.
And they ALWAYS Tell Me, “Well let me give you this ‘rewards’ card”.
I Decline.
When I go to a Gas Station and pay cash,
they ALWAYS, say: “You need to sign up for, ‘our’, CC”.
I decline.
On and On and On, and ON, it goes.
Guess what, you do NOT HAVE TO.
(Well, unless, if you WANT, someone, to, ’Track’, you !)
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