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Midnightrider Serious Thumper Offline Alliance Member Posts: 3244 Winston Salem, NC	Re: Post the stupidest name you have heard Reply #15 - 05/01/13 at 22:16:29 I can walk into a school and read the roll and I cant pronounce any of the kid's names correctly.
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Reply #16 - 05/02/13 at 02:51:13

I had a couple of kids with funny names at camp over the years.

One was a little guy whose first name was Mister. Can't remember his last name now. Funny calling a 10 year old, Mister.

There was also a girl, who came back year after year, really sweet girl, whose name was Calamity Jane Smith (Smith is not right, but I want to protect the innocent). They called her Calamity, finally someone came up with the idea of calling her CJ. She ended up in the navy, and I am sure she is doing well. She was a super girl. I always wondered what her momma was thinking.

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Reply #17 - 05/02/13 at 08:27:53

Hearsay:

Lemonjello ( La' - monzgelo)

Orangejello (Oran'zgelo)

also second on the Female ( Fee-molly)

On a dating website:

nationality: russian
Breast: 2

Sadly, "hood" names are so prevalent here that they dont even register any more:
Names from Work:
The maid in my office Latasha
lady up front Antronette Lavancia
and we have 2 Chamika's

You can definately tell who is "older", just by names:
George
Bill
David
Frank <<< me
Wesley ... black dude with dreadlocks
Susan
Helvi <<< originally from Estonia!
Misty ( with twin sister Christy)
Sherelene
Thelma
Connie
Laura
2 Linda ( one black, one white)

and so Sri doesnt feel left out Shantanu.. who I just Shan

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Paraquat Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 2206	Re: Post the stupidest name you have heard Reply #18 - 05/02/13 at 11:15:19 Tell Misty and Christy I said "Hi". --Steve
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srinath Serious Thumper Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 5349	Re: Post the stupidest name you have heard Reply #19 - 05/02/13 at 12:16:34 Pine wrote on 05/02/13 at 08:27:53: and so Sri doesnt feel left out Shantanu.. who I just Shan Is his last name one of Pal or paul, Bose, dutta, (or other bengali) its a classic bengali name. And yea say hi to Misty and christy too ... are they identical ? Cool. Srinath.
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Reply #20 - 05/02/13 at 13:29:27

About 20 years ago we were having a political fundraiser party at my old law firm. One of my partners, a black guy who is very successful and a superb lawyer, asked one of my clients, who is a gazillionair real estate mogul, to give advice to the black partner's young nephew about becoming successful. He told the young man that he should adopt these traits:

1. Pay your bills, live within your means, and have a good credit score.
2. Buy an alarm clock, learn how to use it, set it for no later than 7 AM every morning, and get up when it goes off, regardless of whether you have any specific plans - learn to get up in the morning.
3. Learn to speak the King's English without jive slang, or swearing to make a point. Those who have to .
4. Give your kids normal, English names.
5. Learn to dress properly.
6. Learn to say please and thank you.

Item #4 was expanded upon, and is important.

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bill67 Serious Thumper Offline old tired Posts: 8517 genoa city wisconsin Gender:	Re: Post the stupidest name you have heard Reply #21 - 05/02/13 at 13:39:25 My grandmothers name Lallie Sota 1 aunt Lula Mae 1 aunt Laddie Dee one uncle Exmas Guess what state their from.
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Reply #22 - 05/02/13 at 13:53:18

Item #3 in my earlier post wasn't finished. I got off track taking a phone call.
My client told the young black man that those who have to swear to make a point, or use swear words as adjectives, are simply demonstrating their poor vocabulary. You should learn to use words to provide emphasis in your speech that show your expanded vocabulary, not your lack of one.

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Ed L. Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline "We All go a Little Crazy Sometimes" Norman Bates Posts: 2808 Sunny Florida Gender:	Re: Post the stupidest name you have heard Reply #24 - 05/02/13 at 15:53:14 Wierdest name so far is Mo-sha pronounced Mo Dash ah. There are over 20 ways to spell the name "Unique". Went to high school with a guy who's last name was "Backup" think he became a proctologist after college.
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srinath Serious Thumper Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 5349	Re: Post the stupidest name you have heard Reply #25 - 05/02/13 at 16:06:08 Oooo There is one in my hood - Latonjula - yea, she's "late on jula" ... My friend calls people with names like hers a "Ghetto bird" Cool. Srinath.
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scanlory YaBB Newbies Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 13	Re: Post the stupidest name you have heard Reply #26 - 05/04/13 at 08:37:53 I went to school with a Mike Hawk. Stupid? No. Probably just unfortunate.
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Reply #27 - 05/13/13 at 16:37:13

mine is Yvonne- My mother set me up for a looonnnggg road of misspellings, misspronunciations and cracks like Ivan, Avon Its not that hard I know its spelled different than it sound but its pronounced E-von very simple if you call me ya-von I will find you and stab you

I have a girl i know, Tanika, shes white her mother screwed her over for life!

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Reply #28 - 05/13/13 at 18:19:32

shovelbum87 wrote on 05/13/13 at 16:37:13:

mine is Yvonne- My mother set me up for a looonnnggg road of misspellings, misspronunciations and cracks like Ivan, Avon Its not that hard I know its spelled different than it sound but its pronounced E-von very simple if you call me ya-von I will find you and stab you

I have a girl i know, Tanika, shes white her mother screwed her over for life!

In a case of "reverse screwed" I called my co worker Ivan as Yvonne - and he corrected me a 1000 times till he realised it was my accent ... I was south Injun, all the injuns he knew were northerners and well .. we have a different set of speech anamolies.

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Reply #29 - 05/15/13 at 05:30:22

shovelbum87 wrote on 05/13/13 at 16:37:13:

mine is Yvonne- My mother set me up for a looonnnggg road of misspellings, misspronunciations and cracks like Ivan, Avon Its not that hard I know its spelled different than it sound but its pronounced E-von very simple if you call me ya-von I will find you and stab you

I have a girl i know, Tanika, shes white her mother screwed her over for life!

Lovely name... it's French, its origins can be traced back to the ancient Celts who used the wood from the YEW tree (= IVV) to make cerimonial implements.

Incidentally, the word "IVV" also meant "bautiful, pleasant to behold".

It should be pronounced "ee-VOnn".

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