X ahhh...got ya again............

stopped in my local last night for a quick one,I ordered a scotch and water ,I noticed an old gal down the other end of the bar,I said to the BT while your at it get the old douch bag a drink,he said Sir ! that is not a very nice thing to call a lady" So I said "ok get the gal a drink "
he came back and asked for $3.00 for the drink,I said "what did she have " he said "a vinegar and water".