I always liked the story of the Arabb terrorist who found a lamp in the desert. When he wiped the dust from it a genie appeared and thanked him for setting him free of the lamp. He told the Arab that he would grant one wish.
The terrorist thought a minute then said, "I wish to wake up in bed with three famous American women tomorrow morning so that I may shame them with my manlyness." "Granted!" the genie said and disappeared in a wisp of smoke.
The next morning the Arab woke up in bed with Tonya Harding, Lorena Bobbit, and Hillary Clinton.
He was in agony, his knees had been smashed, his thingy cut off and he had no health insurance.
Moral of the story is be careful what you wish for, you may get it.
Phelonius