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Reply #15 - 10/23/10 at 05:19:12
 
I always have wondered what do female martyers get.............................................................................
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Lesbians!
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Reply #16 - 10/23/10 at 07:05:42
 
I always liked the story of the Arabb terrorist who found a lamp in the desert.  When he wiped the dust from it a genie appeared and thanked him for setting him free of the lamp.   He told the Arab that he would grant one wish.
The terrorist thought a minute then said, "I wish to wake up in bed with three famous American women tomorrow morning so that I may shame them with my manlyness."  "Granted!" the genie said and disappeared in a wisp of smoke.
The next morning the Arab woke up in bed with Tonya Harding, Lorena Bobbit, and Hillary Clinton.
He was in agony,  his knees had been smashed, his thingy cut off and he had no health insurance.

Moral of the story is be careful what you wish for, you may get it.

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Reply #17 - 10/23/10 at 12:43:13
 
mick wrote on 10/22/10 at 23:01:36:
I always thought we should sentance terrorist to death by hanging ,while wrapped and buried in pig skin ,there is no way they will get there 72 virgins then. Sheeesh they must be running out of virgins by now

Now,see,everyone is assuming the virgins are female.How about 72 other bearded,towel wearing guys?Have fun in eternity!(Of course,it sounds like that would be great for the guy in this story.)
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Reply #18 - 10/24/10 at 19:10:55
 
do you think that's why he/she did it ?
On the female issue ,I wonder what Mohamed does promise female bombers? or maybe she just wants to follow her borfriend so he doesn't get those bloody (pun intended) virgins
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