LANCER wrote on 12/31/69 at 16:00:01:Trust me, you really do need to get a girl in there someplace.
That's right.
Maybe this can help him increase his odds of finding one:
Tip #1: Never tell a girl that you're a four-stroke guy.
Tip #2: Never tell a girl that your exhaust isn't the "straight" kind.
Tip #3: Never tell a girl that you get gas quite often.
Tip #4: Never tell a girl that you have a 75 inch belt.
Tip #5: Never tell a girl that you have a problem with excessive back-firing out your tailpipe...