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07/11/19 at 17:23:32
 

The moon landing wasn't faked.
Vaccines don't cause autism.
Bigfoot isn't real. Nor is the Loch Ness Monster. Sorry.
There were kids murdered at Sandy Hook elementary school. No crisis actors were present because there is no such thing as crisis actors.
Oh and Alex Jones is a monster who preys on the weak minded.
No pedophile ring was operated out of an imaginary basement of a pizza shop.
Astrology is stupid.
Seth Rich was not murdered by Hillary Clinton in the Oval Office and dragged into a park post mortem.
There is no Bat Boy, Santa or Slenderman.
Christopher Columbus, which was not his name, did not discover America.
Ken Starr is a scumbag. So is Bill Clinton.
Robin Hood didn't exist. Johnny Appleseed did.
Climate change is not a conspiracy of the Chinese communist party and Democrats.
Lead is bad for you.
Jesus was not white and didn't have blue eyes.
George Soros is not a secret Nazi.
Rhino horn powder won't make your thingy bigger.
The south supported slavery and did/does everything possible to prevent minorities from voting. Oh and the Confederates were traitors.
FEMA doesn't operate concentration camps. CBP does.
The only condition tumeric effectively treats is bland food.
Gay people are not interested in your marriage. Nor are gay people are more likely to be pedophiles. Straight men are.
The Catholic Church has married priests.
Hell and heaven aren't waiting for you.
Trump is a trust fund moron, not a secret genius.
There is no such thing as quicksand.
The KKK did not start out as a nice organization and eventually go wrong.
Your prayers won't help a little girl dying of cancer but medicine will.
Serial killers are very rare.
Rape is underreported. And false rape claims are rare. Think man bites dog.
The world is much more than 7,000 years old and dinosaurs were real.
Libertarianism is infantile.
Ley lines are silly.
You are mostly made of bacteria.
Luck doesn't exist. Probability does.
There are no unicorns. Nor have there ever been any.
Colloidal silver is not a miracle cure for any condition but pink skin.
There is not a colony of alligators living below NYC.
White people are not suffering because of discrimination. Except in the sense of being spiritually diminished by profiting from it.
The Earth is roughly spherical and orbits the Sun.
The Bilderbergs/Rothschilds/ Trilateral Commission/whatever synonyms for 'deep state' is in vogue today do(es) not control the world.
Water fluoridation doesn't cause male pattern baldness or your inability to share your precious bodily fluids.
Killer bees are not coming to get you.
Gun ownership contributes to suicide. This may be a good thing.
Mermaids aren't real and don't have a race.
Capitalism is not enshrined in the Gospel.
Magic isn't real. Con men are.
Nobody is storing Hitler's brain in a jar.
If you think you have it all figured out, you haven't.
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Re: Random assertions
Reply #1 - 07/12/19 at 04:58:59
 
NHLycan wrote on 07/11/19 at 17:23:32:
The moon landing wasn't faked.
Vaccines don't cause autism.
Bigfoot isn't real. Nor is the Loch Ness Monster. Sorry.
There were kids murdered at Sandy Hook elementary school. No crisis actors were present because there is no such thing as crisis actors.
Oh and Alex Jones is a monster who preys on the weak minded.
No pedophile ring was operated out of an imaginary basement of a pizza shop.
Astrology is stupid.
Seth Rich was not murdered by Hillary Clinton in the Oval Office and dragged into a park post mortem.
There is no Bat Boy, Santa or Slenderman. - Wait, what?
Christopher Columbus, which was not his name, did not discover America.
Ken Starr is a scumbag. So is Bill Clinton.
Robin Hood didn't exist. Johnny Appleseed did.
Climate change is not a conspiracy of the Chinese communist party and Democrats.
Lead is bad for you.
Jesus was not white and didn't have blue eyes.
George Soros is not a secret Nazi.
Rhino horn powder won't make your thingy bigger.
The south supported slavery and did/does everything possible to prevent minorities from voting. Oh and the Confederates were traitors.
FEMA doesn't operate concentration camps. CBP does.
The only condition tumeric effectively treats is bland food.
Gay people are not interested in your marriage. Nor are gay people are more likely to be pedophiles. Straight men are.
The Catholic Church has married priests.
Hell and heaven aren't waiting for you.
Trump is a trust fund moron, not a secret genius.
There is no such thing as quicksand.
The KKK did not start out as a nice organization and eventually go wrong.
Your prayers won't help a little girl dying of cancer but medicine will.
Serial killers are very rare.
Rape is underreported. And false rape claims are rare. Think man bites dog.
The world is much more than 7,000 years old and dinosaurs were real.
Libertarianism is infantile.
Ley lines are silly.
You are mostly made of bacteria. (nope, I'm 65% cheese and 35% beer))
Luck doesn't exist. Probability does.
There are no unicorns. Nor have there ever been any.
Colloidal silver is not a miracle cure for any condition but pink skin.
There is not a colony of alligators living below NYC.
White people are not suffering because of discrimination. Except in the sense of being spiritually diminished by profiting from it.
The Earth is roughly spherical and orbits the Sun.
The Bilderbergs/Rothschilds/ Trilateral Commission/whatever synonyms for 'deep state' is in vogue today do(es) not control the world.
Water fluoridation doesn't cause male pattern baldness or your inability to share your precious bodily fluids.
Killer bees are not coming to get you.
Gun ownership contributes to suicide. This may be a good thing.
Mermaids aren't real and don't have a race.
Capitalism is not enshrined in the Gospel.
Magic isn't real. Con men are.
Nobody is storing Hitler's brain in a jar.
If you think you have it all figured out, you haven't.


Awesome post NHL! (except for the whole Santa thing....)   Cheesy
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Reply #2 - 07/12/19 at 05:11:09
 
TnT, prepare to have your mind blown.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_cheese_(spread)

Think of the time you will save! Smiley
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Reply #3 - 07/12/19 at 05:14:49
 
NHLycan wrote on 07/12/19 at 05:11:09:
TnT, prepare to have your mind blown.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_cheese_(spread)

Think of the time you will save! Smiley



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*sob* - it's beautiful... thanks NHL!!

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Reply #4 - 07/12/19 at 06:09:53
 
additions:

Brent Kavanaugh did not rape anyone or organize rape parties.
Christine Blasey Ford is not afraid to fly.
Anita Hill is a liar.

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Reply #5 - 07/13/19 at 21:28:09
 
trumph supporters are idiots
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Reply #6 - 07/14/19 at 04:34:06
 
thumperclone wrote on 07/13/19 at 21:28:09:
trumph supporters are idiots


So you think a 17 year old kid organized gang raping parties attended by midddle and upper class kids from a relatively closed group of a small number of Catholic high schools for an entire summer where dozens of girls were repeatedly gang raped and no one found out or said a word for 30+ years? And you think that's possible?

I'm the idiot? Really?
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Reply #7 - 07/14/19 at 07:32:02
 
[quote author=192B2C3D3A2B3C032F3C254E0 link=1562891012/0#6 date=1563104046]thumperclone wrote on 07/13/19 at 21:28:09:
trumph supporters are idiots

I'm the idiot? Really?


is that a trick question??
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Reply #8 - 07/14/19 at 12:10:01
 
[quote author=2C302D35283D2A3B3437363D580 link=1562891012/0#7 date=1563114722]WebsterMark wrote on 07/14/19 at 04:34:06:
thumperclone wrote on 07/13/19 at 21:28:09:
trumph supporters are idiots

I'm the idiot? Really?


is that a trick question??


Not at all. You think a 17 year old Brett Kavanaugh ran gang rape parties all summer? Now that would be some trick!
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Reply #9 - 07/14/19 at 12:16:20
 
I haven't found anything yet, that turmeric makes taste better.
Tongue
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Ludicrous Speed !... ... Huh...
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Reply #10 - 07/14/19 at 16:34:52
 
Serobot, I'm getting the uncomfortable feeling that you are not a curry guy.  Embarrassed
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Reply #11 - 07/17/19 at 17:34:05
 
I can't believe I forgot this one.

The Mormons, the Jehovah's Witnesses and the Scientologists are many things. None of those things is a Lost Tribe Of Israel.
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