I've seen the burly bully down the street clobber a guy who had an axe handle for defense. I Know I'm gonna lose that fight, should it ever come. The bully Did win, but he was sure bruised and bloody. And so far, he hasn't tried on anyone else who has an axe handle.
I'm keeping mine...

The reason they run races and play games is to find out who will really win.
Your race car or football team that has won and won and won and looks better on paper than mine
Just MIGHT NOT WIN.
How many years have we been in Afghanistan?
I thought we were special.
Or, maybe there's more to the story.