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11/29/16 at 04:39:11
 
This page will be used to list some of the excellent sarcasm and humor that members have posted on this forum.  New  members may not understand some of them.....some relate to personality quirks that a few of the members have frequently exposed on this forum.  This page will be locked and Moderators can add notable worthy quotes....if we miss one send us a PM to bring it to our attention.

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justin_o_guy2 wrote on 08/12/14 at 14:15:20:
You Might win a race with it. Keep it a short race and don't tell the guy it's a race.


anebv8 wrote on 08/08/14 at 02:17:58:
its not a backfire,it's a belch of horsepower  Cool


WD wrote on 05/15/13 at 17:48:50:
Girlfriend doesn't like riding bit*h on my wife's bike...  Grin


Serowbot wrote on 08/18/14 at 13:39:04:
bobthekerr wrote on 08/18/14 at 13:00:56:
What do you think?

You suck at PhotoShop... Grin...


Re: Dyna muffler removal how to?
justin_o_guy2 wrote on 08/20/14 at 16:37:16:
Man,that's like asking for instructions on How to get out of a wet swimsuit.
Ya just go at it and keep at it till ya win..


justin_o_guy2 wrote on 08/12/14 at 08:34:48:
Once you have been around a while you'll get comfortable and realize that nearly everything is interchangeable on these things.......these things are easy to buy stuff for. Not like a woman at all.


verslagen1 wrote on 09/08/14 at 21:36:05:
If you have a long enough probe, stick it in, if it stops, then you have found something.   Huh


bill67 wrote on 10/06/09 at 18:24:09:
  S40 doesn't need a fuel gauge ,It automatically stops when its out of fuel.


stinger wrote on 10/18/14 at 11:23:10:
The other day  I set and talked with these riders in Astoria Oregon that had ridden across the state to spend the weekend at the beach. Everyone was over 75 and they still rode hard. I believe some people are old at 50 and ready to give up on their youth. You do not have to feel that way tho and if health allows you, then act like a kid til you die.


verslagen1 wrote on 12/06/14 at 09:16:25:
savagetyler650 wrote on 12/06/14 at 05:54:50:
What do you mean by giving the fender a sharp rap?

Huh
you know, like you're gonna hit your sister, hard enough to rattle the brains, not hard enough to leave a bruise.


justin_o_guy2 wrote on 01/20/15 at 20:25:28:
Fat tires slow the Flickability,,



Gary_in_NJ wrote on 01/29/15 at 05:11:18:
justin_o_guy2 wrote on 01/28/15 at 20:32:14:
I've seen old gas act like that.


+1. However the new jets should be able to pass pancake syrup.


RatdogWillie wrote on 02/01/15 at 05:12:13:
IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.


Superxin wrote on 02/09/15 at 16:03:56:
I am in Chinese, I just had a savage 650,  Shocked


1st2know wrote on 03/16/15 at 18:54:30:
I ran my bike for 2 years without that throttle cable clip. The bike would backfire when I shut it off.
I finally found the clip in a baggy of small parts, I put it back in where it belongs.....still backfires Smiley


justin_o_guy2 wrote on 05/04/15 at 09:46:08:
Digger wrote on 03/08/10 at 19:07:00:
I've not done it myself, but folks talk of cleaning really tiny jets (like pilot jets) using bits of copper wire culled from a stranded conductor.



It just seems Wrong to take advantage of a railroad worker who is already having a bad day.


bill67 wrote on 10/20/10 at 18:26:13:
The brake fluid doesn't degrade I've seen it last 25 years and still be good.


WD wrote on 06/03/15 at 12:53:37:
You can feel when a suspension bike is letting go, the rear end gets mushy. A rigid frame bike will wash out with little to no warning. However, once you are used to the feel of a rigid, you will never go back to a suspension frame...


chzeckmate wrote on 06/25/15 at 14:59:08:
If you're going to replace the screws with Allen then I would say be cautious when tightening them down.  You can't just jam them in like it's prom night or something.



Dave wrote on 07/02/15 at 06:10:27:
This is from another site...the Capt. Crash article "In praise of 35 HP".

"I know that it's not the size of the wand......it's the magic in the wizard that makes things happen."



Dave wrote on 08/12/15 at 04:32:47:
Oldfeller--FSO wrote on 07/03/15 at 13:30:20:
And its not like your wife isn't plenty smart enough to figure out where this forum is on the Internet and dial into it to see what we are doing all the time while we're out doing it.


Don't tell my wife I am on this forum again.....I have her convinced that I am just looking at porn! Wink



thumperclone wrote on 09/13/15 at 07:41:50:
justin_o_guy2 wrote on 09/13/15 at 07:23:33:
Posted twice, otta delete one

darn tremmors


Art Webb wrote on 11/27/15 at 09:19:18:
I try to avoid idiot lights; every time I get near one, it lights up Grin


JBK wrote on 10/18/12 at 18:35:21:
yea the bullhorns are ugly as my sister on prom night.....their ugly.


badwolf wrote on 02/12/16 at 10:29:08:
I use baby oil mixed with KY jelly. Oh wait, "FORK" oil?  Never mind.


justin_o_guy2 wrote on 03/21/16 at 12:40:31:
I'm also not particularly musically inclined, but, given a few minutes to warm up, I can play just about any radio.


HovisPresley wrote on 04/05/16 at 11:31:37:
"Batteries are feminine.
Unpredictable, volatile, and can seriously let you down. "

They are generally overweight, costly, the 'dodgy' ones tend to come from Thailand, and after a couple of years you start looking out for a new replacement  Grin


Dave wrote on 04/28/16 at 04:19:09:
Sometimes JOG speaks (types) in code.....it is kind of like Sudoku without numbers.


verslagen1 wrote on 06/07/16 at 08:53:42:
That petcock is 15 years old, the rubber is 120 years old in human terms.



cheapnewb24 wrote on 08/11/16 at 15:54:31:
Okay.


justin_o_guy2 wrote on 11/28/16 at 11:54:10:
First, I have No Idea how Harley Davidson petcocks work.
That they don't leak is attributable to only One Thing,
No oil passes through them.


Dave wrote on 06/21/16 at 06:04:38:
Ruttly wrote on 06/21/16 at 05:51:03:
Don't forget the ENSURE, I like the chocolate one got hooked after a surgery , full of vitamins & proteins. CHEERS !


Ensure is not yet my favorite adult beverage! Wink
Serowbot wrote on 09/07/19 at 09:30:01:
The good thing about ice is you only leave one skid mark...
The bad thing is it's not on the ice...



The following is a subtle hint that Springman's new bike with Vance and Hines mufflers is a bit noisy.

justin_o_guy2 wrote on 09/21/20 at 17:09:51:
. I could still hear the bike when I saw it,( YOud only been gone 15 minutes)
Smiley  ),



Ruttly wrote on 12/22/23 at 07:00:29:
Remember find any excuse not to use the brakes , sooner or later it will become second nature , brakes just slow you down.  Grin



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