- The wall?.. well, maybe some wall, some fence, or just enforcement... and Mexico won't pay for it.
- Bring back waterboarding?.. well, no... Some general just told me that don't work...
- Obamacare?.. well, we'll keep parts of it, maybe change some parts...
- The UN?... We will support all our obligations, and work with the UN...
- Muslims?... Well,.. we won't ban them, or restrict them... maybe just keep an eye on the one's we suspect might be trouble, and vet immigrants (much like we already do)...
- Illegal Mexicans?... we will deport criminals if we find any, then work out something to get the others a path to citizenship (much like Obama has been asking to do for years)...
- Hillary?... I won't prosecute (turns out, Presidents can't do that).. besides, she's a good person and has been through enough anyway...
Let's just stay the course, and make America great again with happy thoughts...
Maybe he should get Obama as chief advisor, and he can call him at MiraLago if anything important comes up...