Speaking of which....
A young priest was forced to listen to confession when the cathedrals big priest had to attend a funeral for a big wig.
He was very nervous, his first time filling this spot.
In a haste the main priest fellow wrote out a list of sins and repentance to give the sinner....
Cool, he thought.
The young priest had almost made it through confession, as all the sins were readily listed, and the repentance.
A young girl confessed to anal sex.
The young priest started to panic as he couldn't find it on his list....
He saw a young choir boy behind the alter, in a hurry he asked him, "Hey Johnny, what does Father give for anal sex?"
Johnny replied, "Two cookies"