MnSpring wrote on 09/05/16 at 17:26:45:HovisPresley wrote on 09/04/16 at 07:07:49:
Reply in a normal sentence, then you'll get a reply.
If you can
only understand, 'Proper', English, and
only the, 'Kings Version'.
It is rather clear you have not read, Chaucer.
I can understand, JOG, Raydawg, and many others, As Well as, Chaucer.
Heck, I even understand, Bot's, 'one liners'.
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I can honestly say that I've never heard the phrase 'Kings version' or indeed the phrase "Kings English" before, in any conversation I have ever had, to do with language.
I was born after February 1952.
MnS, considering your multiple references to the Queen and UK sovereignty, I'm surprised you refer to the King!.
MnS, I think you are lying when you say that you can understand Chaucer.
Chaucer wrote in 'Middle English'.
The very first line of the Canterbury Tales includes "shoures soote", meaning "sweet showers", for example, which I don't believe (on it's own) that you would understand by reading it.
In fact, your command of Modern English (whether British English, American, Irish or Australian English) is measurable by your sentence, and I quote:
" It is rather clear you have not read, Chaucer."
I believe that Chaucer had read, but as he isn't a member of the forum (and died 600 years ago) he isn't likely to respond to the statement that you directed at him.
Here's an idea;*To prove that your claim isn't utter BS, why don't we set up a pre-arranged Skype session.
*Here, you can demonstrate your ability to read Middle English.
The session can be recorded by us both, and we can both post it to this forum, for others to enjoy.
*If it appears that you can understand Chaucer/Middle English, then I will make a donation to a local charity, such as a kids or cancer charity, of $50, and post the receipt on the forum as proof.
*If it appears that you can't understand this antiquated language from the 1300's, then you get to donate $50 to a similar charity, etc.
*This is not "apeiren" you, but to identify BS.
So, in a nutshell, if you believe your own claim, then I'll be both humiliated and I'll be $50 worse off.
You have nothing to lose, plus a charity gains funds.
You'll own Hovis' "ers", and I'll promise never to post here again (with the exception of the Marketplace).
Plus, these "many, many women" that you claimed exist (end of last year, before your disappearance) won't actually need you to 'protect them' from me.
Everybody wins!
MnS, PM me with details so we can get the ball rolling.
Until then, I'll maintain 'radio silence'.