Armen
Serious Thumper
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Half-Witted Wrench-Jockey from Jersey
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Ruttly, I agree with Dave. A lot of this has to do with where and how you ride. This is a piece I wrote a while ago based on a conversation I had with an Airhead BMW owner. Most of the bikes I work on are ridden in NYC, which is a very different planet than the civilized world.
Tales from the lift: Sometimes, I just need to explain stuff in a way a layman can understand... Guy shows me his very clean R75/5, says it was 'totally gone through' needs nothing. Yea, right. Notice the tires are old. Suggest new tires. Ask if the brakes had been attended to. Blank stare. Grab the front brake lever as hard as I can. Push the bars, bike rolls. "Kinda exciting, riding with no brakes, eh?" "I won't be going very fast" he says. Shake my head. "Lemme paint you a picture." I say: This is NYC. The roads look like Dresden in '46. Following distances in traffic are measured in inches. You're heading up the FDR drive at 70 MPH (which is the speed you have to travel so as to not get run over from behind) behind some Trust Fund Trinket sleeper in a 911 Porsche. Suddenly the driver sees a pothole that could swallow a refrigerator, thinks about blowing up about $4K of wheels, and stomps on the brakes. With big honking tires, brakes that could stop cancer in your lymph system, and lots of groovy electronics, the car stops in about 108'. So do you, except you do it by hitting his rear bumper at 50 MPH. As you're flying over that ass-engined Nazi slot car, the wing-tipped wonder boy behind the wheel is speed dialing his lawyer to sue you for rear-ending his toy. You spend the rest of your life in a metal chair with big wheels on the side, pissing into a bag taped to your waist. Bank stare. "Uh, what should I do?" Besides the tires, ditch the old/hard/nasty asbestos brake shoes. Install EBC brake shoes, scuff up the drums so they'll seat, new brake cable, dismember everything, lube pivots, repack/shim wheel bearings, adjust carefully. Stop better. Be less dead. He went for it : )
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