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A man goes bear hunting.
He gets up at the crack of dawn and is looking over the bear trail and sure enough, the sun comes up and he sees this bear.
He squeezes off a round.
Dirt flies.
A twig falls off a tree and stuff like that.......
He goes running down the hill, looking all over the place,
but he can not find the bear anywhere.
Next thing he knows, he feels a tap on his shoulder and behind him is
the bear.
The bear looks at him and says "You're new here, aren't you
pal?
We have some rules here.
One of them is that if you shoot at me and miss, I get to make love to you."
The guy bends over and the bear has his way with the hunter.
The man wants revenge. He goes to a gun shop and gets the biggest gun he can buy and a clip of bullets and goes back
to the hill and sees the bear the next morning.
He shoots....
boom, boom, boom.
Small trees are falling over the place.
Little boulders are flying.
He walks down to the bottom of the hill, but he can't see the bear. He feels a tap on his shoulder and it's the bear.
The bear says, You know the routine.
The Bear does it to him again.
The man is red with rage.
That night he goes to the army-
navy store to buy an anti-aircraft gun.
He spends all night up on the hill, mounting that sucker down.
Sure enough, at the crack of dawn, the bear comes down the hill
and he lets it fly.
Boulders are shooting 150 feet in the air.
Trees are falling over.
Dust is flying everywhere.
The guy tiptoes down the hill to look for the bear.
He can't find the bear anywhere.
The bear taps him on the shoulder and says, "Hey, pal, are you sure you're here for the hunting?"
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