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/cgi-bin/YaBB.pl General Category >> Politics, Religion (Tall Table) >> Why we come to the Tall Table........ /cgi-bin/YaBB.pl?num=1451867850 Message started by raydawg on 01/03/16 at 16:37:30 |
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Title: Why we come to the Tall Table........ Post by raydawg on 01/03/16 at 16:37:30 A man goes bear hunting. He gets up at the crack of dawn and is looking over the bear trail and sure enough, the sun comes up and he sees this bear. He squeezes off a round. Dirt flies. A twig falls off a tree and stuff like that....... He goes running down the hill, looking all over the place, but he can not find the bear anywhere. Next thing he knows, he feels a tap on his shoulder and behind him is the bear. The bear looks at him and says "You're new here, aren't you pal? We have some rules here. One of them is that if you shoot at me and miss, I get to make love to you." The guy bends over and the bear has his way with the hunter. The man wants revenge. He goes to a gun shop and gets the biggest gun he can buy and a clip of bullets and goes back to the hill and sees the bear the next morning. He shoots.... boom, boom, boom. Small trees are falling over the place. Little boulders are flying. He walks down to the bottom of the hill, but he can't see the bear. He feels a tap on his shoulder and it's the bear. The bear says, You know the routine. The Bear does it to him again. The man is red with rage. That night he goes to the army- navy store to buy an anti-aircraft gun. He spends all night up on the hill, mounting that sucker down. Sure enough, at the crack of dawn, the bear comes down the hill and he lets it fly. Boulders are shooting 150 feet in the air. Trees are falling over. Dust is flying everywhere. The guy tiptoes down the hill to look for the bear. He can't find the bear anywhere. The bear taps him on the shoulder and says, "Hey, pal, are you sure you're here for the hunting?" |
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Title: Re: Why we come to the Tall Table........ Post by Serowbot on 01/03/16 at 17:14:33 ;D ;D ;D... |
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Title: Re: Why we come to the Tall Table........ Post by MnSpring on 01/03/16 at 17:48:48 That is Funny. However I believe, if a, ’skilled’ shot. The outcome would not be the same. |
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Title: Re: Why we come to the Tall Table........ Post by Ed L. on 01/04/16 at 06:56:11 I bet the bear owned the store where the hunter bought his guns. The hunter got double or triple scr*wed. :D |
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Title: Re: Why we come to the Tall Table........ Post by Kris01 on 01/05/16 at 17:51:47 Add that to my list of reasons why I like fishing rather than hunting! ;D |
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Title: Re: Why we come to the Tall Table........ Post by justin_o_guy2 on 01/05/16 at 19:27:06 I'm just glad I never said how many years I went hunting before I got the bearskin rug in front of the fireplace. |
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Title: Re: Why we come to the Tall Table........ Post by Paraquat on 01/06/16 at 06:09:43 2A353334292E1F2F1F27353972400 wrote:
You're actually very funny when you're not wound up too tightly. --Steve |
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Title: Re: Why we come to the Tall Table........ Post by justin_o_guy2 on 01/06/16 at 12:45:41 I'm just a comic. That's part of me. My personality. My Attitude changes, depending on what personality I am dealing with. I'm, IMO, not Wound too tightly over anything. I'm consistent and will meet a brick wall of unwillingness or inability to comprehend with the intellectual bulldozer I possess. Having been disabled for about twenty years I've been afforded the opportunity to study the inconsistencies between Common Knowledge and what really happened. One thing that I got was the ability to see sufficient ambiguity to be forced to say Hey, I just don't Know, but, if I was gonna guess, id go That way. |
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Title: Re: Why we come to the Tall Table........ Post by raydawg on 01/06/16 at 17:37:28 19283B28383C283D490 wrote:
You're actually very funny when you're not wound up too tightly. --Steve[/quote] Kinda reminds me of the time I got slapped at the prom..... I took pity on a chubby girl who had not danced a single dance, and the prom was about to end. I asked, she accepted, we danced, it was a slow dance. I struggled for conversation. At the end of the dance I knew I just had to say something or I thought she might cry, or ???? So, I thought I would pay her a compliment, chicks dig those. I said, " You know for a big girl you don't sweat too much" |
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Title: Re: Why we come to the Tall Table........ Post by justin_o_guy2 on 01/06/16 at 17:55:51 Yeah,I understand how you felt. It's really hard to say the right thing when the only reason for saying anything is just trying to be nice. Face it, you don't exactly work well under pressure. You're lucky she didn't crush you. |
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