Well the wife and I are getting up there, and all the kids are long gone, and we only need so many dogs, that we thought we would try something really out of character to add some spark to our mundane life.
We discreetly went to a nudist facility to see about what it offers, etc.

Well as one might imagine, I liked what I saw  

And we decided to fill out a application to membership.
First they run background checks to keep the pervs out, whew, I passed that one.
Then they want to do a nekked exam of you in front of a panel....

I barely passed that one, by only one vote to spare.....

Then, you have one final test.

You have to sit in a chair with a white cushion.....

If you leave a skid mark, you can't join because it ain't a good thing for others to sit in your chit.

I didn't leave a skid mark.... No.

I left the whole trail Hansel and Greta were following  

Oh well, back to riding the savage in my speedo  I guess for kicks