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homo slackass-erectus
02/08/15 at 21:06:26
 

They are referred to as homo slackass-erectus, created by natural genetic downward evolution through  constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.

The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication.  Unfortunately most are highly fertile.
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Reply #1 - 02/08/15 at 22:00:53
 
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Reply #2 - 02/08/15 at 22:19:54
 

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Reply #3 - 02/08/15 at 22:48:45
 
Annoyed with this stereotyping, I've got short legs, why do you think I ride an S40? I did get a thirty year government home loan in 1978 and repaid it in late 1984.
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Reply #4 - 02/09/15 at 04:30:43
 
I don't care if they wear their pants like that as long as they don't show their underwear. When a kid comes into my class showing his boxers I tell him that neither I nor anyone else, is interested in his shorts, and to hitch up the pants. Unwillingness to do so means a trip to the office, which doesn't scare them anymore anyway.
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Reply #5 - 02/09/15 at 05:29:44
 
This fashion fad has been around since when, the 80's? A long time for a fashion fad. So there has to be a deeper reason. I always assumed it was a statement of gay rights. I mean, who do these guys think likes looking at their backside?

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Reply #6 - 02/09/15 at 05:33:14
 
I have watched guys walk around with one hand holding their pants up.
I've seen these guys with 1/2of their boxers showing, that's only possible because someone Convinced them that is cool. Proof that the herd can be played.. There is nothing fun about pants that won't stay up.. I DO care how they wear their pants,because it is a window into their ability to think for themselves.. It screams
I must fit in
I need to feel cool
I'll CARRY my pants if I have to, just so the thugs will like me.

For the long waisted, short legged, and those cursed with a flat butt that WON'T keep pants up, you have my sympathy and I can tell the difference,
But you can get some cool suspenders... I would, if I was one of those people who are always having to pull them up..
I worked for a family, father and 2sons, none of them had a butt, fought with their pants all the time, and I got a lifetime of
Plumbers Butt
Exposure,   agggh...
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Reply #7 - 02/09/15 at 05:57:34
 
I am afraid that maybe this all started with String Bean......at least he did wear suspenders most of the time.

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Reply #8 - 02/09/15 at 07:28:56
 
Rumour is, vaccinations cause it... Undecided...
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Reply #9 - 02/09/15 at 09:56:28
 
makes it hard to run from the law also

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Reply #10 - 02/09/15 at 11:37:39
 
jcstokes wrote on 02/08/15 at 22:48:45:
Annoyed with this stereotyping, I've got short legs, why do you think I ride an S40? I did get a thirty year government home loan in 1978 and repaid it in late 1984.

Not wanting to annoy anyone and I didn't mean to stereotype anyone I have removed the sentience about living on Government handouts.
Sorry jc.
I have short legs too but not that short.
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Reply #11 - 02/09/15 at 12:49:56
 
jcstokes wrote on 02/08/15 at 22:48:45:
Annoyed with this stereotyping, I've got short legs, why do you think I ride an S40? I did get a thirty year government home loan in 1978 and repaid it in late 1984.

In a line up of those saggy a$$ed fella's and you...
you'd be the long legged one.
And a loan is not a hand out.
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Reply #12 - 02/09/15 at 14:03:27
 
I heard in the Late 70’s, a, ‘gang banger’, got out of jail.
His, ‘friends’ were waiting for him.

He lost a lot of weight while in Jail, and his pants didn’t fit.
But he was Used to, having very loose, and too big, prison pants.
(Because he was a small guy, and had become used to,
dropping his pants, and bending over)

When he got out, with his, ’now’, to big pants.
and when he, ’swaggered’ to the car, with his gang banger buddies in,
they all thought he was, ‘kool’, cause he ‘did time’, and had the prison, 'tats'.
And had a, ’new’ way of wearing ‘pants’.

So to be, ‘kool’, also, they started doing the same thing.
Not thinking, that, ‘hanging down, loose pants',
represented that he was someones, B*&$# in Jail.  

At least, that is what I was told, is the reason !  Grin

Several years ago, at a local Trap range, our Squad finished the round, and were looking at the scores.
I said: “OK Boys, now lets take up a little collection for our,
‘puller’, because it is apparent he cannot afford the right size pants and hat”.


The next week, (And the rest of the season),
he had correctly sized pants, a hat that fit,
and the hat, was facing forward.


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Reply #13 - 02/09/15 at 16:11:11
 
MnSpring wrote on 02/09/15 at 14:03:27:
I heard in the Late 70’s, a, ‘gang banger’, got out of jail.
His, ‘friends’ were waiting for him.

He lost a lot of weight while in Jail, and his pants didn’t fit.
But he was Used to, having very loose, and too big, prison pants.
(Because he was a small guy, and had become used to,
dropping his pants, and bending over)

When he got out, with his, ’now’, to big pants.
and when he, ’swaggered’ to the car, with his gang banger buddies in,
they all thought he was, ‘kool’, cause he ‘did time’, and had the prison, 'tats'.
And had a, ’new’ way of wearing ‘pants’.

So to be, ‘kool’, also, they started doing the same thing.
Not thinking, that, ‘hanging down, loose pants',
represented that he was someones, B*&$# in Jail.  

At least, that is what I was told, is the reason !  Grin

Several years ago, at a local Trap range, our Squad finished the round, and were looking at the scores.
I said: “OK Boys, now lets take up a little collection for our,
‘puller’, because it is apparent he cannot afford the right size pants and hat”.


The next week, (And the rest of the season),
he had correctly sized pants, a hat that fit,
and the hat, was facing forward.


I heard that too. Due to losing weight in prison is the origins of baggy pants.
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Reply #14 - 02/09/15 at 19:47:28
 
I can see kids doing it to look cool but when you're a grown man in your 30s or 40s, pull your bleeping pants up!!!! It makes you look like a knuckle dragging mouth breather!  Angry
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