zieglarf wrote on 02/06/15 at 13:08:56:I wrecked the bike last week. I think it's ride-able except for a footpeg thats bent all to hell, but I haven't really been able to check it out.
Now the wife is bugging me to get rid of the bike. Love her, but love riding too.
Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his motorbike.
His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married, I think it's time you quit riding. Maybe you should sell your bike".
Jim gets a horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, What's wrong?"
Jim says, "For a minute there, you were sounding like my ex-wife"
"EX WIFE!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't!", he replies.