Easter is the most confusing holiday...
"Good" Friday... the son of God was brutally tortured and killed...
We eat crackers and drink wine, that represent his flesh and blood...
...but, we avoid eating meat?... and have fish instead...
Then it's Easter Sunday... when bunny's lay eggs...(chickens one day off)...
...and we eat ham... a food that Jesus would condemn as dirty and a sin to eat...
After we eat,... we'll watch Charlton Heston's interpretation of any of the many biblical characters in Technicolor...
Any of which, is just Heston in a robe and sandals...
...but,... a least there's ham...
Happy Easter...
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