Is that what they call a "naked" sportsbike?!?!?

Higher capacity. And an extra grip.

riding a motorcycle to Church? reminds me of an old joke.

There was a poor Baptist Church in the rural South that everyone in town belonged to. The Church could not afford to give the preacher a car to visit the sick so they gave him a motorcycle. In this case, lets just say it was a LS650. Anyway, one of the deacons saw the preacher walking several miles out of town and stopped to speak with him.

"Where is the motorcycle we gave you?" he asked.

"Someone stole it" was the preacher's answer. "I was out very late last night visiting sinners and when I got up this morning, it was not at my house."

"You need to give the congregation fire and brimstone at the services on Sunday. I insist on it. We can't afford to buy another motorcycle for you and need the thief to return it."

And this the preacher did. he witnessed long and hard on the 10 Commandments for hours that Sunday; working his way up to Commandment #8, Thou shall not steal.

But when he got to #7, Thou shall not commit adultery, he remembered where he left the motorcycle.