Gyrobob
Serious Thumper
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Posers ain't motorcyclists
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Newnan, GA
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You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a raghead with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises his god, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Kel-Tec PF-9,... you practice with it every other month or so. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? _________________
If you are a Democrat, you consider the issue,...
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question.
Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away? What does my wife think?
What about the kids? What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 911?
Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a Paint and Weed Day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
We should just run away, I think.
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If you are a Republican,...
BANG! _________________________________________________
If you are a Republican from, say, somewhere like like Wyoming or Georgia or Texas,...
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
CLINK,.. goes the empty magazine on the sidewalk
THUNK,.. goes a full magazine into the Glock,
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: Can I shoot the next one!?
Wife: You are NOT going to take that to the taxidermist!
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