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05/25/12 at 10:43:02
 
Glancing at the recent posts on the home page, I read a little fast and got a chuckle. I thought "Must be purdy dern thirsty". (OK. I admit I am strange.)

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Reply #1 - 05/25/12 at 11:16:58
 



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Reply #2 - 05/25/12 at 11:40:49
 
A cancer doctor will tell ya do that,, first thing in the morning, 1/2 cup..because there are tons of antibodies flushed away,
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Reply #3 - 05/25/12 at 12:30:04
 
Not only that, but you're guaranteed that nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Reply #4 - 05/25/12 at 12:42:02
 
360k+ wrote on 05/25/12 at 12:30:04:
Not only that, but you're guaranteed that nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.



DUDE!!! First Out Loud Laff of the Day,, thank you!


Okay, posted the reply, read it again & busted up laffin again,, Im postin this & LEAVING! Thats just funny, man,, Ive got tears in my eyes.
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Reply #5 - 05/25/12 at 12:51:32
 
360k+ wrote on 05/25/12 at 12:30:04:
Not only that, but you're guaranteed that nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.


We obviously have different ideas as to what constitutes a "good" day.

This reminds me of a Doug Stanhope joke...


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Reply #6 - 05/25/12 at 13:27:14
 
I been noticing that, too...
... and I wasn't going to mention anything... Grin...

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Reply #7 - 05/25/12 at 13:27:30
 
360k+ wrote on 05/25/12 at 12:30:04:
Not only that, but you're guaranteed that nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.


Okay, if you have cancer, that may or may not be true - but it still cracked me up.
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Reply #8 - 05/25/12 at 13:40:23
 
Mite just be a mean Dr joke

" Dude,, that guy is so desperate Ive got him drinkin his own pee!"

But, naaaah,, My Dr told me about it,, & she is not at all mean,,
She is a naturopath, she Was a regular, pill sellin dr, till she & her hubby got poisoned by pesticides & none of her Dr friends could help them. She discovered thru research Vitamin C IVs , did a few on her hubby & he got outta the hospital, then did some on herself & got better. Ive had a ton of them, & it stopped the trembling in my legs. In a quiet room, you could hear my pants flapping from 10 feet away,,my legs were shaking so hard,, I had been eating copious amounts of "Organic" cilantro... Twasnt Organic,,
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Reply #9 - 05/25/12 at 17:10:41
 
I think you're forgetting something here.

What did the sentence actually say?
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Reply #10 - 05/25/12 at 19:06:20
 
360k+ wrote on 05/25/12 at 12:30:04:
Not only that, but you're guaranteed that nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.


I haven't laughed out loud in front of a computer in a long time.

Thanks.....That did it!
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Reply #11 - 05/26/12 at 07:27:11
 
I have been told if you add a teaspoon of honey it tastes alot better.. Tongue
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