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05/24/12 at 11:23:09
 
A friend dropped off a chinese scooter for me to work on....it has sat for too long with fuel in it and needed the fuel system cleaned.  You talk about tiny pilot jets!

The scooter had the manual in the toolbox and I really enjoyed the helpful tips.  For those of you who like to run your bikes inside the garage, read this word for word quote:


WARNING:  Don't shift engine on airtight space.  The waste gas have co with many poisonotics that will make you lose your idea and almost make you die. Shocked
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Reply #1 - 05/24/12 at 12:17:27
 

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go here dave, you'll love it:
http://www.engrish.com
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Reply #2 - 05/24/12 at 12:33:47
 
My mind has wobbles from many laughter at bad engrish... Grin...

I'm gonna' have to share that one with my buddy... Wink...
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Reply #3 - 05/24/12 at 13:25:47
 
We have a genuine "Shun-Chun" center for our lathe here at work. The side of the box says it's "presicion" for CNC equipment.


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Reply #4 - 05/24/12 at 13:31:23
 
Grin  Most times you can figure out the interpretation, but I'm still not sure what your idea is.   Undecided
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Reply #5 - 05/24/12 at 14:48:32
 
That's awesome.  That beats the motherboard manual I once had that stated "Hard drive can large than 512 MB".
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Reply #6 - 05/24/12 at 14:50:32
 
babyhog wrote on 05/24/12 at 13:31:23:
Grin  Most times you can figure out the interpretation, but I'm still not sure what your idea is.   Undecided


I'm guessing they intend something like "cause memory loss" or "cause loss of consciousness"... Just a guess though.
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Reply #7 - 05/24/12 at 15:53:03
 
Savage_Rob wrote on 05/24/12 at 14:50:32:
babyhog wrote on 05/24/12 at 13:31:23:
Grin  Most times you can figure out the interpretation, but I'm still not sure what your idea is.   Undecided


I'm guessing they intend something like "cause memory loss" or "cause loss of consciousness"... Just a guess though.

We receive a lot of shipments from Japan, and the translation that never fails to make me chuckle is "Heaping is no allowed".  With of course a picture of double stacked pallets with a line through it, in case you fail to understand that marvelous explanation. Huh
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Reply #8 - 05/24/12 at 21:22:14
 
On ratchet type PVC cutters , which required gripping , releasing, gripping, releasing..


Directions for use

Hold the handle slowly.
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Reply #9 - 05/25/12 at 03:51:06
 
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Reply #10 - 05/25/12 at 12:42:54
 
From a Chinese restaurant menu...

"Deep fried, look like squirrel"

Ummm, I'm going to order that.
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Reply #11 - 05/25/12 at 20:57:45
 
A couple of friends of mine have a Tank scooter.  All fluids in the owners manual, gas, brake, and oil, are referred to as "gasoline" Shocked  Um, OK? Huh
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Reply #12 - 05/26/12 at 04:16:16
 
DOT3 Gasoline & 10W30 Gasoline? GENIUS!! Thats funny,.,
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Reply #13 - 05/26/12 at 13:40:13
 
Reminds me of a restaurant in my hometown where they misspell "China" on their sign. It's called the Chian Garden Cheesy
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Reply #14 - 05/26/12 at 15:51:04
 
One off my personal favorites from the older Yamaha keyboards,when a midi cable is plugged in the display reads "MIDI JACK ON" when it's unplugged,it reads "MIDI JACK OFF".
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