Speaking of senior moments, I just got these recently.  I must be getting really "senior".

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~Today is the oldest you’ve ever been, yet the youngest you’ll ever be,  so enjoy this day while it lasts.


~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are perfect!


~Going out is good, …coming home is better!


~When people say you look "Great,"... they add "for your age!"


~When you needed the discount, you paid full price.  Now you get discounts on everything, ...movies, …hotels, …flights,but you're too tired to use them.


~You forget names, ...but it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!


~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.


~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything, ...especially golf.


~Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.


~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.


~Your spouse sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he or she does in bed.  It's called their "pre-sleep".


~Remember when your mother said, "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"?  Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!


~You used to say, "I hope my kids GET married...  Now, "I hope they STAY married!"


~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch..


~When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem....  were unheard of, and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table


~You tend to use more 4 letter words,  "…what?" "…when?"... ???


~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.


~Your husband/wife has a night out with the guys/gals but is home by 9:00 P.M.  Next week it will be 8:30 P.M.


~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it.


~Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!


~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.



~Everybody whispers.

 

~Now that your spouse has retired,  …you'd give anything if he/she would find a job!


~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet,  …2 of which you will never wear.

I hate reading these old age things and realizing they all apply to me.