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Midnightrider Serious Thumper Offline Alliance Member Posts: 3244 Winston Salem, NC	I Would Get The Death Sentence!!!!! 01/29/11 at 07:16:54 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351174/African-country-set-make-brea...
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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 28387 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: I Would Get The Death Sentence!!!!! Reply #1 - 01/29/11 at 08:07:29 ... epidemic of exploding people in Malawi... ...
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Reply #2 - 01/29/11 at 08:27:27

Id feed him broccoli & cabbage & beans & pickled eggs & put him in Haz-Mat suit & wait till he farted. Then Id ask him WHY he farted. He KNEW it was gonna be a bad thing, so why did he do it?

Maybe he should REALLY help society & just pass a law against taking a dump, while hes at it.
Hed better not outlaw stupidity, cuz hes Definitely goin to jail if he does.

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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28786 L.A. California Gender:	Re: I Would Get The Death Sentence!!!!! Reply #3 - 01/29/11 at 08:28:08 beano lobbies heavily there. I suppose it will be like smoking here, no one may fart indoors and must be within a farting zone to fart. visions of a new movie modeled after "the king and I" keep flashing thru my head.
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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 28387 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: I Would Get The Death Sentence!!!!! Reply #4 - 01/29/11 at 09:25:50 verslagen1 wrote on 01/29/11 at 08:28:08: I suppose it will be like smoking here, no one may fart indoors and must be within a farting zone to fart. ... clusters of people outside of public buildings every breaktime,... trying desperately not to make eye contact...
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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28786 L.A. California Gender:	Re: I Would Get The Death Sentence!!!!! Reply #5 - 01/29/11 at 10:16:46 Can you imagine being in court for this one.... Step up... what are you charged with? Class E social disruption, women and children forced to evacuate and tears seen on Malawi warriors. My god man, what did you eat? Of course you know... they are going to be the but of all jokes.
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Midnightrider Serious Thumper Offline Alliance Member Posts: 3244 Winston Salem, NC	Re: I Would Get The Death Sentence!!!!! Reply #6 - 01/29/11 at 11:07:45 I can see it now, the crime lab full of sealed glass containers of tainted air, the technicians performing DNA test on the samples to verify who the real perp is.
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JohnBoy Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 825 Gender:	Re: I Would Get The Death Sentence!!!!! Reply #7 - 01/29/11 at 15:13:32 Just remember, "You can't make an omelet without breaking wind!"
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photojoe FSO Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline I did warn you to brace yourself Posts: 1379 New Jersey Gender:	Re: I Would Get The Death Sentence!!!!! Reply #8 - 01/29/11 at 19:23:11 Thanks for the story. I'm always interested in breaking news
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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28786 L.A. California Gender:	Re: I Would Get The Death Sentence!!!!! Reply #9 - 01/30/11 at 21:32:08 So I tell my kids the story (w/o embellishment) 1st thing they ask 'how would you tell who did it, make every one wear a but monitor?'
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thumperclone Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline PGR rider riding with respect Posts: 5825 Grand Junction Colorado Gender:	Re: I Would Get The Death Sentence!!!!! Reply #10 - 01/31/11 at 08:04:17 "when they outlaw guns only outlaws will have guns"
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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28786 L.A. California Gender:	Re: I Would Get The Death Sentence!!!!! Reply #11 - 01/31/11 at 08:25:08 gives new definition to "speakeasy"
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Reply #12 - 01/31/11 at 08:35:05

MARKETING OPPURTUNITY!!!!!!!!!

Airtight underwear equipped with a vacuum pump & detachable storage unit. Offending gases can be released at authorized sites.

Look for possible commercial uses for stored gas, possibly assist in powering vehicle.

OK, folks, get busy & we can be first to bring this technology to the world.

BTW, I know some people in this country who NEED these underwear!!! Cool

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Boule’tard Serious Thumper ModSquad Offline Master of the Obvious Posts: 1620 Austin TX Gender:	Re: I Would Get The Death Sentence!!!!! Reply #13 - 01/31/11 at 09:01:57 Sorry RidgeRunner, they stole your idea http://www.myshreddies.com/flatulence-underwear/
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babyhog Serious Thumper Offline Find a Cure for Breast Cancer! NOW!! Posts: 3802 WV Gender:	Re: I Would Get The Death Sentence!!!!! Reply #14 - 01/31/11 at 10:07:04 WalMart needs to sell those, in every aisle, don't they JOG?
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