mornhm - FSO
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Mick,
Please accept this in the spirit of joviality that it is meant. And as a poke at the PMS (parked motorcycle syndrome) that seems to be going round the site. And just perhaps as an explanation of why religion shouldn’t be discussed on this site.
Two motorcycle owners live next door to each other, one was a believer, and one was an atheist. Each morning the believer stepped over to the fence separating their property and said in a voice loud enough to be heard above the running motorcycles: “Praise the Lord for all good things come from Him and He works in mysterious ways.” Each morning the atheist replied: “God doesn’t exist.” Now as often happens hard times fell on the believer, and one morning he added to his morning prayer: “… and please provide food for my family for we are hungry.” When the atheist heard this he went to the store and bought some groceries and placed them on his neighbor’s porch. When the neighbor came out and saw the food, he said: ”Thank you, God for this food …” Just then the atheist jumped out and said, “aha God didn’t provide this food, I did.” And the believer finished his prayer, “… and you even made the atheist pay for it.”
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