New de-odorant
I bought a new stick de-odorant this morning. The instructions read "Take off top and push up bottom".

I'm posting this from the casualty department ................

this is no joke.
when I was a kid my whole family were sitting down to breakfast,we were finishing up with some toast and marmalade ,my Dad suddenly got up and left the room,my mum come in from the kitchin with more toast, after a few minutes she said "where's your dad" I said I dunno he just took off,he eventually came back in we all said "where have you been?" he then showed us the lid to the new marmalade jar, it said "pierce with pin and push off" ,not so funny now but a fond memory.