What!?? Your Darkside chapter gets fish crackers with their tomato soup ??!!
Whoa, I feel cheated. They don't even try to heat our clotted cold tomato soup up over them little pitiful cans of pale blue burning sterno any more. Instead, they make us drink it cold after pouring it down the center tread channel of a 7 and 7/8" wide Yokohama 17" diameter racing radial.
Theory is the smoking tire is supposed to still be hot from a Suggo style burn-out so that way we don't need to lite us up any cans of sterno, we can just open them and drink them directly as a hand-to-hand communal libation to the gods of good cornering ...
..... they give you guys little cheesie fish crackers, I'm jealous. They won't even give us any bits of cheese cloth to squeeze out the last of the sterno juice.