Oh, man! I am just laughing myself silly.
Can't you just picture the next meeting?
"Alright! Alright! Quiet down now yous guys. This meeting of the Riotous Road Roosters is now in session. Come to disorder. Now, first off, we have an important cheese sandwich bulletin that everyone needs to read. It seems that the size of a piece of bread directly corresponds to...."
Thanks. You just made my night.