I bought a pair of leather leggs.
A bit expensive considering you can get chaps for the same price.
Ordered them online and got the hog discount.
Them hoggs must pencil legged geeks cause even though I measured on the small side for large, they fit abit too tight for my liking.
But they've been a good investment so far. The little pebbles don't sting, and rocks don't jump at me anymore.
Must've been something like the story about the wind and the sun...
the little pebble says to the rock, 'look, we can make the biker dance on the pegs'. and up they jump and bite the shins of the passing biker. Ouch, ouch, ouch as he stamped his feet. Ho ho ho said the rock, 'but I can make him take his foot off completely, pull over to the side of the road and cry'. As the biker w/armor rode by he lept up and bounced clear onto the other side of the hiway. Buhaha went the biker.